Corrupt-a-Wish page 431

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Granted, but you were immune to too many things and exploded.

I wish to be immortal.

 
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granted but you are burried alive in cement.

i wish i wish i was a fish.

 
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Granted, but you became Nemo and a shark ate you.
I wish i was a flying potato !

 
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granted you are turned into a potato and launched from a potato launcher hitting a wall and splattering

i wish i had 3 eyes

 
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Granted, but you couldnt play peekaboo with your son and suicide because you couldnt listen to him crying.
I wish i could drink all the coca cola of the world !

 
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granted. your stomach is reinforced and made near inpenatrable. you are then tied down and all of the coca cola in the world is poured into your mouth. you now weigh so much you will never walk again. and you have to pee.

i wish i was the number 1 fisherman.

 
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Granted, but summer will come and “the fisherman” will catch up to you !
I wish i could kill bosses on “rpg mo” (http://rpg.mo.ee)

 
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granted but you are banned for botting.

i wish peanut butter wasnt so thick.

 
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Granted, but a day before thicker peanut butter being sold you go to march with nasa (the 2023 think).
I wish my wishes were granted without any but !

 
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(i’m the only one who is going to know what you mean by that. why you gotta send me to mars?)

granted however the but’s will only stop 10 years from now.

i wish i could cook all of my fish at the same time without burning any of them.

 
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Granted, but after you cook each one, it is instantly teleported away to feed those needed for a higher cause.
I wish to be immortal, without the ability to die or be killed, and be immune to anyone elses corruption as of the second I post this reply.

 
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Granted, but someone will throw water on your fire !
I wish television whould show good movies !

 
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granted but it only shows them on channels you dont recieve.

i wish i could turn invisible at will.

 
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Granted, but everyone in the world has Promethean Vision (Halo players know). I wish I had a higher fishing level than Woofy.

 
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Granted, but all the players whould have left the game by then !
I wish i knew how to make a multiplayer game !

 
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granted but your computer crashes and you cant afford a new one.

i wish i has a brain.

 
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Granted, but it is made out of mashed potato. I wish that I could come up with a wish.

 
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granted but you cannot wish for it due to using your wish to come up with a wish to wish for.

i wish mashed potato’s were mashed more

 
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Granted, but you cannot eat them. I wish I could have level 499 fishing.

 
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granted but your level resets to 1 once you reach it. and you die of old age at 1200 years old.

i wish there were less words in sentences.

 
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Granted, but wont able understand anyone when type you. I wish for a grammar pill to fix the short sentences.

 
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Granted, but it contains 95% Cyanide, and tastes rather horrible.

I wish for a cute wooden paperweight shaped like a frog.

 
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Granted, but I steal it
I wish I had a wish to wish a wish.

 
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Granted. You may use your wish to wish a wish when the wish that your wished wish is wishing for becomes wishable by wishing for the preceding wished wish in the year 3084, by which time the wish wished by your initial wish will have expired.

I wish for a Snickers candy bar.

 
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It was only for lucky winners,but you don’t stand a chance.

I wish for an ability to corrupt and make two wishes