Corrupt-a-Wish page 432

Granted, but it contains 95% Cyanide, and tastes rather horrible.

I wish for a cute wooden paperweight shaped like a frog.

Granted, but I steal it
I wish I had a wish to wish a wish.

Granted. You may use your wish to wish a wish when the wish that your wished wish is wishing for becomes wishable by wishing for the preceding wished wish in the year 3084, by which time the wish wished by your initial wish will have expired.

I wish for a Snickers candy bar.

It was only for lucky winners,but you don’t stand a chance.

I wish for an ability to corrupt and make two wishes

Granted. You used up your first wish and now you’ve corrupted your second and Hairball’s wish, so I’m corrupting your wish.
I wish to be able to teleport.

Granted,you accidentally teleported to the Infinity Void.

I wish for bombs.

granted but the bombs have no fuses or detonator device.

i wish for pizza

Granted,you get one rotten one.

I wish for a large phoenix

Granted, but then the phoenix eats you.

I wish someone to post the next post whether I see it or not. (You can’t screw this because if you try, you’ll make my wish come true.)

Granted, but then the post eats you.

I wish for wealth, fame, and glory.

Granted. You become bill gates.

I wish for ultimate power

Granted,but it was so powerful that you turn into dust.

I wish for a fancy top hat

Originally posted by myskybluecap:

Granted,but it was so powerful that you turn into dust.

I wish for a fancy top hat

Granted. Since it was obtained in the ghetto, people start trying to skyrim you for your money.
I wish for a magic genie.

Granted but the genie is a troll and corrupts all your wishes.

I wish for chewing gum

You get gum that can chew! =D

I wish for it to rain gumdrops.

Granted, but the gumdrops are on fire.

I wish for better food to eat.

Granted, but the food is extremely expensive, so you have to pay millions of dollars for a single meal.

I wish that this wish won’t be granted.

Granted, but you are arrested by the Paradox Police and your wish is confiscated and nullified before it is ever made.

I wish for a hot bagel.

Granted, but it his so hot that it burns you.

I wish to be the God.

Granted. You’ve caused the crusades, given countless atrocities an excuse and caused countless wars. Shame on you, asshole.
I wish to be able to do thu’ums.

Granted, but you get something completely different because I don’t know what a thu’um is.

I wish for infinite wishes.

granted but you can only wish for more wishes
I wish that I could do magic and nothing go wrong!

Granted, but your magical power is so weak that you can hardly make an insect float.

I wish for my wish to be corrupted.

granted
I wish for a paradoxial wish

Hey, you didn’t screw up my wish.

Anyway, your wish is granted, but you are stuck in a paradoxial time loop now.

I wish for invincibility.