Corrupt-a-Wish page 433

Originally posted by mosemizrahi:

Hey, you didn’t screw up my wish.

Anyway, your wish is granted, but you are stuck in a paradoxial time loop now.

I wish for invincibility.

Granted, you are invincible to attacks that occur exactly at 4:00 PM.
I wish for the cure to world hunger.

Granted, but the solution lies in Genetic Modification, so now everybody is full of Genetically Modified Food.

I wish to be the best gamer ever!

Granted, you are now the best gamer ever, now you find most games too simple and quit the life of a gamer.

I wish have the ultimate recipe for banana bread.

Granted, but someone HAD to tell everyone! Now all chefs on the world are fighting a food fight (LOL) for your recipe! IT’S TIME FOR CHEF WRESTLING FEDERATIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish to be a servbot, I don’t care if megaman blows me up or my head is used on Dead Rising

Granted,a virus infect you and you gone mad.

I wish for an awesome monster catching game

Granted, but the game is so good, so realistic that you feel sorry for the monsters you catch and quit the game.

I wish to be the Emperor of the World.

Granted. Jupiter is a world, even if you get crushed by the pressure.
I wish for a nice-looking, friendly top hat.

Granted, but the top hat is so friendly that you are bored of its niceness and friendliness.

I wish 10 million dollars made of completely normal and ordinary dollars, right in front of me and now.

Granted. Then you’re arrested for money laundering.
I wish for class.

You are extremely class now but you are not living in a place or condition you should be class, so people are looking to you weirdly (I understood class as classy.)

I want to be able to immediately hypnotise people.

Worth it.
Granted, but the only thing you can do is get them to kill you.
I wish for a boat.

Granted,it sunk.

I wish for a Titanic

Granted. I’ll just drop it right here, over your head… whoopsie!
I wish for everyone to know all languages.

Granted,but everyone starts mixing all language until you got confused to death.

I wish for a moonstone

Granted. There is now a stoner on the moon.
I wish for a new, legal, safe, non-addictive drug.

Granted, but no one knows about it and continues using illegal ones.
I wish for King’s League 2.

Granted, but a different developer makes it and it’s crap, and the name gets it banned, and because of its bad rep, the real developer refuses to make another. (thanks, i loved that idea jerk)

I wish for a pet Chuck Norrisaurous

Originally posted by mosemizrahi:

Hey, you didn’t screw up my wish.

Anyway, your wish is granted, but you are stuck in a paradoxial time loop now.

I wish for invincibility.

that was the point, i didn’t corrupt it therefore corrupting it and so creating a paradox

Granted, It eats you after round-house-kicking you several times.

I wish for Michael Jackson to revive, but not as a zombie!

Granted, but he doesn’t sing or dance or do anything that he used to.

I wish for pie.

Granted, but it’s a mud pie and you end up throwing it.
I wish for something.

Granted. You get an anvil to the face. Your head is pulverized. You are dead!
I wish for a bomb.

Granted. I also brought the Feds!
I wish for more fun games on Kong.

Granted, but you parents come and forbid you to play computer games more than 30 minutes.

I wish to die.

granted but you get reincarnated a a lab rat
I wish for portal 3 space