Corrupt-a-Wish page 434

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Granted, but it’s poisoned

I wish for SKYRIM!!!

 
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Granted. But your internet connection crashes so you can’t play it.

I wish to teleport to my bed.

 
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Granted! But it’s on fire!

I wish for the next user to give me his/her/its soul.

 
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Granted! But it’s .. um.. :\

COUGH I wish for a peanut butter jelly sandwich.

 
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Granted, you receive your sandwich, but both the peanut butter and the jelly appear to be in a state of expiration that most would describe as inedible and the bread is quite hard to chew.

I wish for the cutest plushie ever.

 
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Granted,its cute but DEADLY

I wish for a big bang to happen

 
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Granted. But you’ll have to wait several trillion years.

I wish for the best game ever!

 
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Granted,sadly.Its a Pay to Win games,where everything cost 100$

I wish for a Railway station

 
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You get one, but it is hundreds of miles away.

I wish for an incredibly fast computer.

 
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Granted,it goes so fast that you can’t see anything on screen

I wish for a power source

 
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Granted. Will coal do?
I wish for a pie.

 
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Granted. You are that pie. Will you eat yourself? Paradoxes notwithstanding, will you die an incredulously ironic death or will you be respawn in the prototypical semblance of the Phoenix?

I wish for the next poster in this thread to honestly answer the following question with an emphatic “NO”: are you lying?

 
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NEIN
Granted But I answered it in German
I wish for some jam

 
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Granted, it JAMS your computer! (LOL)
I wish to have a fluffy walrus.

 
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Granted, a very large man gives you a fluffy walrus as defined by Urban Dictionary. (not going to post a link)

I wish for superhero vision.

 
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Granted. But the Superhero Vision is lasers and it burned your eye sockets.
I wish for world peace

 
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Granted, everyone dies. Pretty peaceful, huh?
I wish for fish

 
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Granted,you got a shark that eats you

I wish for EMP

 
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Granted. All electronics (including your computer) in a 30-mile radius are out.
I wish for a nyan cat.

 
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Granted, Nyan cat gives you a seizure with it’s rainbow coloured awesomeness
I wish for nom nom nom

 
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Granted,you’re eating yourself

I wish for elemental power

 
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Granted, but you only get that power on Monsters’ Den.
I wish for a cat.

 
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Granted, but your cat is a mad cat, always biting and clawing you.

I wish for some fresh air.

 
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granted, the air you get is completely fresh but only contains CO2
I wish for 02

 
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Granted, it is already in the air so you get nothing.

I wish for a hankibalezondoryimaryum