Corrupt-a-Wish page 434

Granted, press spacebar on your keyboard to create space.

I wish to go to heaven.

Granted but it’s dog heaven( cat hell)
I wish for a new forum

Granted, but it is a horrible forum, full of spams,trolls and advertisements.

I wish for a map which would show me all treasures.

granted but it’s in welsh
I wish for an arrow to the knee

Granted, but it’s poisoned

I wish for SKYRIM!!!

Granted. But your internet connection crashes so you can’t play it.

I wish to teleport to my bed.

Granted! But it’s on fire!

I wish for the next user to give me his/her/its soul.

Granted! But it’s .. um.. :\

COUGH I wish for a peanut butter jelly sandwich.

Granted, you receive your sandwich, but both the peanut butter and the jelly appear to be in a state of expiration that most would describe as inedible and the bread is quite hard to chew.

I wish for the cutest plushie ever.

Granted,its cute but DEADLY

I wish for a big bang to happen

Granted. But you’ll have to wait several trillion years.

I wish for the best game ever!

Granted,sadly.Its a Pay to Win games,where everything cost 100$

I wish for a Railway station

You get one, but it is hundreds of miles away.

I wish for an incredibly fast computer.

Granted,it goes so fast that you can’t see anything on screen

I wish for a power source

Granted. Will coal do?
I wish for a pie.

Granted. You are that pie. Will you eat yourself? Paradoxes notwithstanding, will you die an incredulously ironic death or will you be respawn in the prototypical semblance of the Phoenix?

I wish for the next poster in this thread to honestly answer the following question with an emphatic “NO”: are you lying?

NEIN
Granted But I answered it in German
I wish for some jam

Granted, it JAMS your computer! (LOL)
I wish to have a fluffy walrus.

Granted, a very large man gives you a fluffy walrus as defined by Urban Dictionary. (not going to post a link)

I wish for superhero vision.

Granted. But the Superhero Vision is lasers and it burned your eye sockets.
I wish for world peace

Granted, everyone dies. Pretty peaceful, huh?
I wish for fish

Granted,you got a shark that eats you

I wish for EMP

Granted. All electronics (including your computer) in a 30-mile radius are out.
I wish for a nyan cat.

Granted, Nyan cat gives you a seizure with it’s rainbow coloured awesomeness
I wish for nom nom nom

Granted,you’re eating yourself

I wish for elemental power