Corrupt-a-Wish page 435

Granted, but you only get that power on Monsters’ Den.
I wish for a cat.

Granted, but your cat is a mad cat, always biting and clawing you.

I wish for some fresh air.

granted, the air you get is completely fresh but only contains CO2
I wish for 02

Granted, it is already in the air so you get nothing.

I wish for a hankibalezondoryimaryum

granted. That doesn’t exist so you get nothing
I wish for ryze

Granted, you get Rice with an Y
I wish that there was a new and awesome Doctor Who episode everyday, yes, EVERYDAY

Granted, but it’s in Japanese and only aired in Australia.
I wish for an anime like Soul Eater that isn’t exactly Soul Eater but has Shinigami-sama.

Granted,it kills you.

I wish for Infinity

Granted, Get infinity punches in the face

I wish I was a diclonius like the ones in Elfen Lied that can kill people but not locked in a lab.

Granted, the government kills you on day 1.

I wish to be a boss on a video game.

Granted, but all the protagonists die before they reach you.

I wish for corporations to be less corrupt.

Granted, Siemens disappear and take their infrastructure and laptops with them.
I wish for politicians to be less corrupt.

Granted, but now democrats are even more corrupt.
I wish for a pony.

Originally posted by TailsChao99:

Granted, but now democrats are even more corrupt.
I wish for a pony.

Fail. Democrats are politicians.
Granted, the pony is fat, slow, lazy and is crapping in your bed.
I wish for politicians to be less corrupt.

Granted, the economic system fails because of that.
I wish to be a FINAL boss on a videogame! :3

granted but you so easy to beat you kill yourself

i wish religion was never invented

Granted, we’re on world war three because there was no wide morality concept…

I wish to drink an ammount of vodka that kills me

granted but you get reincarnated as a skunk
I wish that alcohol didn’t exist

GRANTED! But now there isn’t ANY KIND of alcohol… not even for medical purposes… you killed lots of people… you’re horrible…

I wish that anime didn’t exist.

Granted. Now people have no shit to do because they can’t make anime and die of boredness.
I wish there was no way to corrupt this wish.

Granted, this wish cannot be corrupted. The souls of all those who have ever had a corrupt wish come out to beat you up for having an incorruptible wish.

I wish tap water was alcoholic.

Granted, at least when the mains are spiked.
I wish that religion never existed too.

Granted, the world now has only one country, and it is constantly on conflict, the world gets nuked, everyone dies.
I wish that religion existed but doesn’t exist anymore. <—— like a boss. :P

Granted, but God gets angry to the unfaithful people of the Earth and destroys the Earth.

I wish for this post to be posted.

Granted! Now it must be corrupted!

I wish that more people posted here…