Corrupt-a-Wish page 436

Granted, more people post here, but they are all rude, ignore the rules, and swear at everyone.

I wish rainbow is a flavour that can be experienced by the human mouth.

Granted,it tastes really,really bad

I wish to control all the elements and I never misuse them nor does a mistakes while using them

Granted, but someone comes along and messes them all up.

I wish I had a fluffier cat. O_O

Granted, but you develop an extreme allergy toward cats.

I wish for Comic Sans to DIE.

Granted. Now your cat is so fluffy it is not appealing anymore.
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I wish to be able to fly.

Granted, however you get caught on the turbine of a plane.

I wish that I knew what to wish!

granted but you are out of wishes

I wish foe 200000 wishes

Granted. Your foe gets 200,000 wishes. Always make spelling checks.
I wish for the font Comic Sans to stop existing.

Granted. But then the font makers realize that Comic Sans is gone, so they make Comic Sans V2. It is even worse now.

I wish for my printer to start working again.

Granted, but it gets stolen.

I wish the flu never existed.

Granted, but you don’t exist anymore. Your grand-grand-grand-grand-grandma was going to marry with a different man, but the man died of flu. You changed the past, so your grand-grand-grand-grand-grandma married with a different man.

I wish to be able to have the invincibility of cartoon characters.

Granted but then the ziz bird picks you up and takes you up to space…

I wish i was a werewolf

Granted, But you everyone else changes at the same time

I wish I could turn vegtables into gold

Granted,but the gold was so heavy that it scarced the earth.
I wish I sleped under the full moon on a friday night

Granted but the moon falls on you

I wish I could use my tongue as a house

Granted,But Your tongue aches….
I wish i was a god..

Granted. You are the helper god of the real god. Now you have to do his chores forever. The chores are pretty hard, since controlling the whole universe isn’t easy.

I wish I had the power to de-corrupt my wish.

Granted,you decorrupt one of your wish,sadly you can only corrupt one.

I wish for 1000 fans

Granted but you made you fans mad.They sneak up behind Then they stabb you to death in less then a second

I wish i had werewolf potion

Granted,someone shoots silver bullet at you

I wish for vampires

Originally posted by myskybluecap:

Granted,someone shoots silver bullet at you

I wish for vampires

1.I was not a werewolf yet.
Anyway.Granted But someone sneaked up on you.slashed your throat.and stabbs you in the heart.
I wish i had a werewolf as a pet

Granted, someone shoots a silver bullet at it. (Very creative)

I wish everyone adored and worshiped me.

Originally posted by mosemizrahi:

Granted, someone shoots a silver bullet at it. (Very creative)

I wish everyone adored and worshiped me.

Granted but the police loved you so much they put you in jail to keep you safe

you don’t make a wish
I wish that the above poster made a wish

It does, bu now you don’t corrupt that wish.

I wish I wished this wish before I wished my previous wish.