Corrupt-a-Wish page 436

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Granted. Now your cat is so fluffy it is not appealing anymore.
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I wish to be able to fly.

 
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Granted, however you get caught on the turbine of a plane.

I wish that I knew what to wish!

 
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granted but you are out of wishes

I wish foe 200000 wishes

 
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Granted. Your foe gets 200,000 wishes. Always make spelling checks.
I wish for the font Comic Sans to stop existing.

 
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Granted. But then the font makers realize that Comic Sans is gone, so they make Comic Sans V2. It is even worse now.

I wish for my printer to start working again.

 
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Granted, but it gets stolen.

I wish the flu never existed.

 
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Granted, but you don’t exist anymore. Your grand-grand-grand-grand-grandma was going to marry with a different man, but the man died of flu. You changed the past, so your grand-grand-grand-grand-grandma married with a different man.

I wish to be able to have the invincibility of cartoon characters.

 
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Granted but then the ziz bird picks you up and takes you up to space…

I wish i was a werewolf

 
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Granted, But you everyone else changes at the same time

I wish I could turn vegtables into gold

 
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Granted,but the gold was so heavy that it scarced the earth.
I wish I sleped under the full moon on a friday night

 
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Granted but the moon falls on you

I wish I could use my tongue as a house

 
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Granted,But Your tongue aches….
I wish i was a god..

 
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Granted. You are the helper god of the real god. Now you have to do his chores forever. The chores are pretty hard, since controlling the whole universe isn’t easy.

I wish I had the power to de-corrupt my wish.

 
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Granted,you decorrupt one of your wish,sadly you can only corrupt one.

I wish for 1000 fans

 
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Granted but you made you fans mad.They sneak up behind Then they stabb you to death in less then a second

I wish i had werewolf potion

 
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Granted,someone shoots silver bullet at you

I wish for vampires

 
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Originally posted by myskybluecap:

Granted,someone shoots silver bullet at you

I wish for vampires

1.I was not a werewolf yet.
Anyway.Granted But someone sneaked up on you.slashed your throat.and stabbs you in the heart.
I wish i had a werewolf as a pet
 
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Granted, someone shoots a silver bullet at it. (Very creative)

I wish everyone adored and worshiped me.

 
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Originally posted by mosemizrahi:

Granted, someone shoots a silver bullet at it. (Very creative)

I wish everyone adored and worshiped me.

Granted but the police loved you so much they put you in jail to keep you safe
 
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you don’t make a wish
I wish that the above poster made a wish

 
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It does, bu now you don’t corrupt that wish.

I wish I wished this wish before I wished my previous wish.

 
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granted but now you have another useless wish

I wigs for gncgklhfuryjsa,j n;kughhtfdctgju

 
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Granted, you get a seizure and die… also, wigs.

I wish for a tower of hats <<< See what I did there?

 
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granted, they each weigh 1000000 lbs. and fall on you

I wish I knew how to make that sign FG20 made to make the symbol of the hat tower

 
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Granted but some annoying bitch disturbs you.
I wish for a 1960 mountain bike(With light on front.)To ride at night to get to the evening pop bar quicker.