Corrupt-a-Wish page 437

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Granted but it’s rusty and pink
I wish for a new game Portal 3

 
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Granted but it blows up when you touched it!!!
I wish I had Some sprites to drink.

 
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Granted,it tastes like blood

I wish for blood

 
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Granted, just make wounds on yourself and blood will come.

I wish I ate less

 
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Granted, you starve slowly, having a slow and painful death.

I wish Facebook never existed

 
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Granted,but someone else make Bookface.

I wish to become a mod

 
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Granted, but you do not become a Moderator, and become a “mod”. Also you die
I wish for " " so that it cannot be corrupted

 
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Granted.You wish for blank that can’t be corrupted,so instead of corrupting,I grant it.Now you live in a blank world.

I wish to become a moderator

 
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granted but it is on a fake site

I wish for cabbage

 
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Granted,you get a rotten one.

I wish to become a moderator on Kongregrate

 
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Granted. Your job is to help people in technical support. Since you don’t know how to help them, you are ashamed and your moderator degree is taken. You were useless.

I wish for invincibility.

 
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Granted,you get invincibility for 1 second

I wish for real diamond

 
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granted, it falls on your head and splits you in two

I wish for inpieability

 
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granted but the universe explodes
i wish for 2 lbs of bacon

 
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granted but it appears 1 mile away and has gone off by the time that you get it
I wish to be part of the Dimir Guild

 
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Granted but you die. Also, you do not get in the guild.

I wish to kill Jakob17 and his alts
 
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Granted, but you become one of his alts since he somehow manages to hack your account.

I wish that more people played Team Fortress Classic

 
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Granted,they all are trolls.

I wish for another planet that doesn’t fall on earth nor my body nor other planet.

 
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Granted. The sun isn’t a planet, so it falls on the sun, and all of a sudden you think you’re blind.

I wish there was a new sun.

 
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Granted,but it falls on Earth

I wish for a ship

 
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Granted. your pirate ship sunk to the bottom of the sea.
I wish to repair it.

 
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Granted, you repair it but you get haunted by the undead crew… UNTIL YOU BECOME ONE OF THEM!

I wish to be able to play surgeon simulator 2013 without lag.

 
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granted but in order to decrease lag enough they had to remove every aspect of the game except for the play button.

i wish for a baby duck.

 
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Granted, but you fall into a crack in the repair, and die as glue fills the crack.
I wish for John Lennon to still be alive.

 
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Granted, he suicides.
I wish for an ammount of cats enough to kill me.