Corrupt-a-Wish page 437

granted but now you have another useless wish

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Granted, you get a seizure and die… also, wigs.

I wish for a tower of hats <<< See what I did there?

granted, they each weigh 1000000 lbs. and fall on you

I wish I knew how to make that sign FG20 made to make the symbol of the hat tower

Granted but some annoying bitch disturbs you.
I wish for a 1960 mountain bike(With light on front.)To ride at night to get to the evening pop bar quicker.

Granted but it’s rusty and pink
I wish for a new game Portal 3

Granted but it blows up when you touched it!!!
I wish I had Some sprites to drink.

Granted,it tastes like blood

I wish for blood

Granted, just make wounds on yourself and blood will come.

I wish I ate less

Granted, you starve slowly, having a slow and painful death.

I wish Facebook never existed

Granted,but someone else make Bookface.

I wish to become a mod

Granted, but you do not become a Moderator, and become a “mod”. Also you die
I wish for " " so that it cannot be corrupted

Granted.You wish for blank that can’t be corrupted,so instead of corrupting,I grant it.Now you live in a blank world.

I wish to become a moderator

granted but it is on a fake site

I wish for cabbage

Granted,you get a rotten one.

I wish to become a moderator on Kongregrate

Granted. Your job is to help people in technical support. Since you don’t know how to help them, you are ashamed and your moderator degree is taken. You were useless.

I wish for invincibility.

Granted,you get invincibility for 1 second

I wish for real diamond

granted, it falls on your head and splits you in two

I wish for inpieability

granted but the universe explodes
i wish for 2 lbs of bacon

granted but it appears 1 mile away and has gone off by the time that you get it
I wish to be part of the Dimir Guild

Granted but you die. Also, you do not get in the guild.

Granted, but you become one of his alts since he somehow manages to hack your account.

I wish that more people played Team Fortress Classic

Granted,they all are trolls.

I wish for another planet that doesn’t fall on earth nor my body nor other planet.

Granted. The sun isn’t a planet, so it falls on the sun, and all of a sudden you think you’re blind.

I wish there was a new sun.

Granted,but it falls on Earth

I wish for a ship

Granted. your pirate ship sunk to the bottom of the sea.
I wish to repair it.