Corrupt-a-Wish page 438

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granted but I can’t figure if you’re trying to die or not so I can’t grant your wish

I wish people weren’t suicidal

 
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Granted, now everbody kills eachother
I wish for some Coca Cola

 
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Granted, by some you mean a single drop!

I wish Team Fortress was called Medic Fortress, the medic is the only character :3

 
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Granted, but it is only available in Germany, Medic’s homeland.

I wish for Greg to grow an extra nose. :3

 
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Granted, Nosegregnose is the new name of this site.
I wish that every Team Fortress character had it’s own spin-off game, doesn’t matter if it sucks.

 
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Granted,but it lags so bad.

I wish for an awesome monster catching game that everybody plays and not a P2W game and has a lot of monster and the game doesn’t lag

 
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granted but it costs £100 per month
I wish to be a demon

 
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Granted but the devil hates you and he decides to make your life (which is eternal) hell (also literally)

I wish to be immune to poison and heat.

 
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granted but you become weak towards the cold and die when the temprature goes below 0 degrees celcius
I wish for Niv Mizzet

 
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Granted, he eats you.

I wish for a spring.

 
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Granted,its rusty and broken

I wish for all badges

 
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Granted, but then you are banned because it is obvious that you are cheating when you get all the badges at the same moment.

I wish to be a billionaire.

 
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Granted,but you lose all of them when your house on fire.

I wish for an awesome game

 
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GRANTED! IT’S SO AWESOME THAT EVERYONE GETS ADDICTED TO IT!!! NO ONE LIVES AFTER THAT!!!!!

I wish that Twilight dies. DIES. NO MATTER WHAT COST!

 
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Granted, but “Twilight” is not a living organism, so it cannot die, so instead we choose you to die.
I wish for a full one liter bottle of unpoisonable unflyingaway undissappearing Classic Coca Cola

 
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Granted, but then your dentist decides that you should wear braces, so you can’t drink Coca-Cola for 4 years.

 
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you don’t wish
I wish to be Thor

 
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Granted,you get the Thor Hammer.While you swing it you accidentally smashed yourself

I wish for a joke.

 
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granted, you get a pic of my big brother
i wish for Dr.Mundo

 
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Your genie is sick, I’m afraid.
I wish the genie wasn’t sick.

 
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Granted, the Genie gets healthy but, gets you sick.
I wish I knew how to spell.

 
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granted but you only know how to spell one word: It
I wish for a wild Shen to appear in New York

 
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Granted but you never know about it
I wish to not be gay

 
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Granted but no one wants you anymore.
I wish that someone bump’d that “What if…” thread

 
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Granted, but then 20 start over again
I wish for my own themepark