Corrupt-a-Wish page 438

Granted, you repair it but you get haunted by the undead crew… UNTIL YOU BECOME ONE OF THEM!

I wish to be able to play surgeon simulator 2013 without lag.

granted but in order to decrease lag enough they had to remove every aspect of the game except for the play button.

i wish for a baby duck.

Granted, but you fall into a crack in the repair, and die as glue fills the crack.
I wish for John Lennon to still be alive.

Granted, he suicides.
I wish for an ammount of cats enough to kill me.

granted but I can’t figure if you’re trying to die or not so I can’t grant your wish

I wish people weren’t suicidal

Granted, now everbody kills eachother
I wish for some Coca Cola

Granted, by some you mean a single drop!

I wish Team Fortress was called Medic Fortress, the medic is the only character :3

Granted, but it is only available in Germany, Medic’s homeland.

I wish for Greg to grow an extra nose. :3

Granted, Nosegregnose is the new name of this site.
I wish that every Team Fortress character had it’s own spin-off game, doesn’t matter if it sucks.

Granted,but it lags so bad.

I wish for an awesome monster catching game that everybody plays and not a P2W game and has a lot of monster and the game doesn’t lag

granted but it costs £100 per month
I wish to be a demon

Granted but the devil hates you and he decides to make your life (which is eternal) hell (also literally)

I wish to be immune to poison and heat.

granted but you become weak towards the cold and die when the temprature goes below 0 degrees celcius
I wish for Niv Mizzet

Granted, he eats you.

I wish for a spring.

Granted,its rusty and broken

I wish for all badges

Granted, but then you are banned because it is obvious that you are cheating when you get all the badges at the same moment.

I wish to be a billionaire.

Granted,but you lose all of them when your house on fire.

I wish for an awesome game

GRANTED! IT’S SO AWESOME THAT EVERYONE GETS ADDICTED TO IT!!! NO ONE LIVES AFTER THAT!!!!!

I wish that Twilight dies. DIES. NO MATTER WHAT COST!

Granted, but “Twilight” is not a living organism, so it cannot die, so instead we choose you to die.
I wish for a full one liter bottle of unpoisonable unflyingaway undissappearing Classic Coca Cola

Granted, but then your dentist decides that you should wear braces, so you can’t drink Coca-Cola for 4 years.

you don’t wish
I wish to be Thor

Granted,you get the Thor Hammer.While you swing it you accidentally smashed yourself

I wish for a joke.

granted, you get a pic of my big brother
i wish for Dr.Mundo

Your genie is sick, I’m afraid.
I wish the genie wasn’t sick.

Granted, the Genie gets healthy but, gets you sick.
I wish I knew how to spell.