Corrupt-a-Wish page 440

Granted,it was so hot when you drink it that it melts your organ

I wish for power.Superpower.

Granted, you have the superpower of puking out your organs.
I wish to finally master the language of Spanish.

Concedido, amigo, ahora entiendes español! (Granted, friend, now you understand spanish)
Sadly all the countries that speak spanish are bombed by some… terrorist group? I don’t know but they all dissapear and spanish is now useless! CONGRATS!!!

I wish to be a cyborg ninja and fight Solid Snake!

Granted,but the Solid Snake wins and destroy you.

I wish to make another wish

Granted, You started a wishception and other people kill you for bringing an old meme.
I wish this wish isn’t a wish because the wish that’s a wish isn’t a wish.

granted but your head expodes
I wish for a single jammy dodger

Granted, but some random passerby takes it out of your hand and eats it
I wish I had a faster computer

Granted. It runs away, and you can’t catch it.

I wish to grow steadily more insane after every sentence I speak.

Granted, unfortunately you get throat cancer and go mute
I wish I had Age of Empires II

Granted, you get it as an advanced birthday present. However, you got it for Windows XP, and your computer can’t run the compatibility feature.

I wish I had a companion cube.

(Hah my computer is old and runs XP)
Granted, but you use it to block a button and cant bring it with you.
I with I was able to start this day over.

Granted but it is the same day 300,000 years ago
I wish for a giant robot that eats people

Granted, but you can’t control it!
OH %&$# IT’S HERE!!! HELP! D:
…
Nah, I’m alive.

I wish to open the door
get on floor
everybody walk the dinosaur

Okay, You forget to feed the dinosaur and look who’s gone.
I wish for a PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE.

Grant but all of your pies are poisoned.
I wish for a Death Star without a weakness.

Granted but the death star is swallowed by a black hole.
I wish I was a necromancer.

Granted, you can bring back the dead… but you can’t control them…

I wish meow meowed the meow!

Granted but there are no cats.
I wish I could fly!

Granted, too bad you didn’t wish you could land!
I wish for alfredo, and lots of it. (this should be easy, however try to be creative please)

Granted,But the alfredo thingy blows up.
I wish for a sprite(Its really a Werewolf potion. ;)

granted, you turn into a werewolf and can never turn back
I wish to be cleverer

Granted,but your brains gets soooooooooo big that your head explodes.
I wish I were Peter pan.

Granted but then you end up being the last person on earth and die of depression.
I wish i got my own sitcom.

Granted.
You live happily on neverland.
Everyone you know dies of old age but you.
You’re alone.
You attempt suicide but can’t die.
Horrible.

I wish to have a Metal Gear in my house (that I can control, of course!)

you get a metal gear, like the ones the use in clocks.

I wish that this was the 11000th post.