Corrupt-a-Wish page 440

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Granted, You started a wishception and other people kill you for bringing an old meme.
I wish this wish isn’t a wish because the wish that’s a wish isn’t a wish.

 
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granted but your head expodes
I wish for a single jammy dodger

 
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Granted, but some random passerby takes it out of your hand and eats it
I wish I had a faster computer

 
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Granted. It runs away, and you can’t catch it.

I wish to grow steadily more insane after every sentence I speak.

 
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Granted, unfortunately you get throat cancer and go mute
I wish I had Age of Empires II

 
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Granted, you get it as an advanced birthday present. However, you got it for Windows XP, and your computer can’t run the compatibility feature.

I wish I had a companion cube.

 
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(Hah my computer is old and runs XP)
Granted, but you use it to block a button and cant bring it with you.
I with I was able to start this day over.

 
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Granted but it is the same day 300,000 years ago
I wish for a giant robot that eats people

 
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Granted, but you can’t control it!
OH %&$# IT’S HERE!!! HELP! D:

Nah, I’m alive.

I wish to open the door
get on floor
everybody walk the dinosaur

 
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Okay, You forget to feed the dinosaur and look who’s gone.
I wish for a PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE.

 
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Grant but all of your pies are poisoned.
I wish for a Death Star without a weakness.

 
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Granted but the death star is swallowed by a black hole.
I wish I was a necromancer.

 
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Granted, you can bring back the dead… but you can’t control them…

I wish meow meowed the meow!

 
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Granted, too bad you didn’t wish you could land!
I wish for alfredo, and lots of it. (this should be easy, however try to be creative please)

 
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Granted,But the alfredo thingy blows up.
I wish for a sprite(Its really a Werewolf potion. ;)

 
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granted, you turn into a werewolf and can never turn back
I wish to be cleverer

 
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Granted,but your brains gets soooooooooo big that your head explodes.
I wish I were Peter pan.

 
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Granted but then you end up being the last person on earth and die of depression.
I wish i got my own sitcom.

 
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Granted.
You live happily on neverland.
Everyone you know dies of old age but you.
You’re alone.
You attempt suicide but can’t die.
Horrible.

I wish to have a Metal Gear in my house (that I can control, of course!)

 
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you get a metal gear, like the ones the use in clocks.

I wish that this was the 11000th post.

 
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Granted, but this thread dies.

I wish that someone bumped all the continous forum games.

 
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Granted, now shit fills the forum
I wish for this thread to die

 
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Granted, but it revives as a cyborg.

I wish that I exploded right now.

 
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Granted, but you forgot to buy a coffin for what’s still left of your body.

I wish for an invigorating surprise.

 
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Granted, but you die of shock.
I wish for high school to be less stressful.