Corrupt-a-Wish page 441

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Granted, now shit fills the forum
I wish for this thread to die

 
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Granted, but it revives as a cyborg.

I wish that I exploded right now.

 
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Granted, but you forgot to buy a coffin for what’s still left of your body.

I wish for an invigorating surprise.

 
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Granted, but you die of shock.
I wish for high school to be less stressful.

 
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Granted, (I wish that too) but now people learn less at high school and the talents inside students never go out. People are getting more stupid and untrained for life.

I wish for my watch to work again.

 
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Granted, but it ticks backwards.
I wish for less writer’s block.

 
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granted, your writer’s block is smaller.

I wish to be alive again!

 
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Granted, I needed an undead slave anyway.

I wish for my own castle in Romania.

 
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Granted but the castle is conquerred 1 minute after you walk into it and you get sued for failed mortage payments.

I wish to get every badge on kongregate.

 
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Granted, but then you get bored.

I wish that I was a cookie.

 
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Granted, but then I’ll have to eat you D:

I wish for bunnehs to live in safe havens away from those who eat them so they’re happy and frolicking with joy forever as long as they live.

 
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Granted, bunnehs live in safety and happiness for all eternity, however bunnies are still shot daily.

I wish the dead sea scroll was translated.

 
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Granted, but now nobody will ever read it once the first person tells everyone what it’s about and then there was no point to translating it after (since no one will actually read it).

I wish that physics was easy.

 
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Granted, but you must study harder.

I wish my wish came true.

 
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Granted, but as your wish is for a theoretical with to come true, nothing happens.

I wish that my avatar was a unicorn.

 
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Granted, but now you’ll be stuck on wanting a cute cat photo from now on.

I wish for my pen to have unlimited ink when I use it.

 
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granted but it leaks and you get neverending ink all over you
i wish to sleep for 5 hours

 
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Granted, but you sleep through an important phone call which would lead you to a very successful life.
I wish for all the Pokemon

 
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Granted, but you only get the first 150.

I wish.

 
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i wish i had my bf for the rest of my life

 
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Originally posted by cutesupercassie:

i wish i had my bf for the rest of my life

Granted but he becomes abusive and cheats 8 times a day.
I wish I didn’t have a wish.

 
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Granted, you don’t have an awesome mansion with statues of golden penguins.

I wish for a hexagonal pizza.

 
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granted but you eat it and it becomes non-existant
i wish for this wish to become a good but ramdom wish

 
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Granted, you get a ram.

I wish.
Again.

 
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Granted, you wish, wish again, and get nothing.

I wish that I would make tanks fall from the sky instantly like on GTA!