Corrupt-a-Wish page 442

Granted, you wish, wish again, and get nothing.

I wish that I would make tanks fall from the sky instantly like on GTA!

Originally posted by FG20:

Granted, you wish, wish again, and get nothing.

I wish that I would make tanks fall from the sky instantly like on GTA!

Granted but it falls on you and you die.
I wish I wish upon a star.

Granted, but it crashes into your house.

I wish for soup.

Granted, but it gets replaced with salad by an order mix-up.

I wish for an S&W 500 revolver.

Granted by Peter griffin fall ’s and squishs your gun.
I wish Kongregate never existed!

Granted, the world is a better place now.
I wish everyone but me on this site died.

Granted, but you die as well.

I wish for a Gameboy.

Granted, but it’s for display only.

I wish for a robot.

Granted, but it goes evil, kills you, kills your family, kills your cat, kills your favorite cactus, kills your neighbors, kills their neighbors, kills their neighbor’s neighbors, kills you again, turns you into a hamburger, eats you, regurgitates you, makes you into another hamburger, and eats you again.

I wish I don’t have to watch that happen.

Granted, you are blind. Forever.

I wish for a DVD player.

Granted, it can only play “Never Say Never.”

I wish for a hat.

Granted, it is an old hat dug up from the graveyard, and is filled with venomous spiders. Oh, and you can’t take it off.

I wish for a sword.

granted, you stab and therefore kill yourself
i wish for my coursework to be completed

Granted, you get an F.

I wish for cake.

Granted….i gave you cake…..but then I shove the cake on your face (because lying has been done to death already)
I want more people on the Kong Chat!

Granted, but so many people were on the Chat, that the servers couldn’t handle it and exploded.
I wish I was dead.

Granted but you didn’t go to heaven nor hell.You are stuck in an endless black void filled with nothing but nothing itself.
i wish my internet would run faster

Granted. However it crashes faster now.
I wish for the laws of robotics applied to all machines.

Granted but they take over the world.
I wish to set fire to the rain.

granted, rain becomes fire and most people die
I wish for a robot from portal 2

Granted, but it lies to you about the cake.
I wish for a proper live-action transformers movie.

Granted, The Transformers keeping coming out of the movie and destroying the theater during the first fight scene.

I wish for it to rain kittens who land softly on the ground.

Granted, though when they touch the ground…they go and kill the nearest living thing. Then they explode, launching bone shrapnel at everything.
I wish for a flamethrower.

Granted, but it cannot be used for harm.

I wish for the power to resurrect the dead.

Granted, but god has expelled you from this dimension.

I wish for this wish to be corrupted in terms of complexity.