Corrupt-a-Wish page 443

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Granted but someone pickpocketed you right after you got it.

I wish that im the smartest person in the world.

 
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Granted, but as part of your knowledge you know the day you will unavoidably die, and have mental images of things so horrible Cthulhu would piss himself.

I wish I had a talking monkey with an Irish accent and a claymore.

 
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Granted, but he goes on a killing spree, starting with you.

I wish for a violin.

 
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Granted, but you discover that your skills with the violin are rather bad when your neighbors egg your house and set fire to your lawn in an attempt to convince you to stop playing.

I wish everything in the world was ten percent cuter.

 
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Granted, but then a 100% cute thing becomes 110%, and then whoever looks at it perishes because of the impossible cuteness, and then the people plan a riot on you because you are the wisher, and they certainly believe that if you die, then everything will decrease in their percentage of cuteness.

I wish that I SHALL NEVER HAVE TO WORK AGAIN.

 
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Granted. You no-longer have to work because you’re blind, deaf, mute, incredibly stupid, and limbless; you also have cancer, and will die in three months.

I wish I didn’t have to make a wish.

 
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Granted,you miss the opportunity to make a wish that comes true.

I wish I could float.

 
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granted but a shark eats you

i wish i lived in pony vile

 
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Originally posted by scorpion1m:

granted but a shark eats you

i wish i lived in pony vile

Granted. You are a male pony, but since a pony is a girl, you instantly de-spawn.
I wish the world would explode.

 
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Granted. Thankfully, everyone got off… everyone but you.

I wish for something utterly odd.

 
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Granted, you receive a score of one on your next exam. One is a very nice odd number.

I wish for something even.

 
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Granted, you get two whacks to the head.

I wish for a video.

 
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Wish granted, The video is a The one from the ring.

I wish i can grant wishes

 
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Granted,you become a genie and get stuck in a lamp.

I wish adegafnfua9414 would stop spamming porn.

 
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Granted,my mind hates porn so nothing happens.

I wish porn didn’t exist.

 
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Granted but now beauty is about turtles.

I wish that we used a base 8 number system.

 
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Granted,we are all confused.

I wish that adegafnfua9414 doesn’t become a bigger threat to the forum games section of this forum then dev.

 
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Granted, now there’s a greater evil.

I wish i have a Philosopher’s stone.

 
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Granted, You grow tired of life because of lack of things to do.
I wish for nutella.

 
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Granted,it contains nuts and you have an allergic reaction.

I wish that i could ride the Beeeeeeeeee-17-Boooooomber!

 
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Granted. You get to ride on it while strapped to the bomb. Also, you experiencing a sudden change in altitude very fast during your ride courtesy of gravity.

I wish the Corrupt-a-Wish game had a corruption followed by a wish.

 
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Granted but nothing happened

i wish its legit to divide by zero.

 
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Granted but you mess up previous acomplishments through math.

I wish I could carry drinks on a tray without it following off and walk at a fast pace.

 
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Granted, but now you can’t get them off to drink them.

I wish I had a non-poisoned, non-dangerous-to-eat cookie.