Corrupt-a-Wish page 448

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granted but it explodes

i wish i could have my own pet rainbow dash

 
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Granted,it sonic rainbooms into you.
I wish that a paradox would happen.

 
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Granted, your die because of that
I wish that MLP was good again.

 
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Originally posted by FG20:

Granted, your die because of that
I wish that MLP was good again.

Wish granted. It WAS good again. Wink wink troll troll
I wish you would admit that I’m a cat.

 
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Granted, he admits you are Grumpy Cat.
I wish for a barbeque bacon burger, a large order of fries and a orange soda with no ice and a piece of hot apple pie. goddamn I miss burger tank. (l4d reference FTW)

 
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Wish granted, You got a hart attack.

Wish i was a god.

 
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Granted, you become a god of dying, you now exist solely to die then get revived then die again in an infinite number of painful ways so that the other gods know more ways to kill people, forever.

I wish that this wish wished a wish to wish that wishes wish for wishes.

 
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Granted. However with all of those wishes, you wish yourself to oblivion. Fun.
I wish for a thunder hammer.

 
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Granted, it’s thunder will kill anyone within 5 feet, including you. If thrown, it will launch a lightning bolt into your face.

I wish for a machine gun.

 
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Granted,i steal it and shoot you with it.
I wish that this wish wished that i would get infinite wishes and use them for something good.

 
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Granted, you wish for all people to be rich and because of it a terrible inflation happened, prices going higher and higher. Depression made you forget your wishes, you killed yourself.

I wish for a 1tb internet connection

 
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I am NOT one to go suicide.

With my rage,I use it to corrupt your wish and 1tb internet connections become the worst internet connection.

I wish igotnousername knew me better.

 
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granted, i now know your deepest and darkest secrets. dont worry, its safe with me. (wink)

I wish to make time freeze at my will

 
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Granted,time freezes and everone dies from the cold;)

I wish that a meteor would hit the moon,make it hit mars,and send mars hurtling into the sun.

 
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granted, the sun… exploded wtf. it turned into a blackhole and suck the whole solar system with it

i wish to go on without needing to eat

 
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Granted,you get really really hungry but never die,giving you eternal suffering.

I wish for 2 more wishes.First wish,I wish that i could fly..Second,I wish no one corrupts that wish.

 
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granted, you can fly but then people around you are shocked why you are flying and because of it, they are scared of you,thought you are an evil person because of the difference and they want you dead by practicing witchcraft. thats all psychological, no magic needed to make them hate.

I wish to never feel sadness

 
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Well that happened! Congratulations! But theres a side effect,you can never stop crying so everyone thinks you’re weird and you feel weird.

I wish that I will stop getting sick randomly.

 
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granted but you start vomiting rainbows

i wish i could fly as fast as rainbow dash

 
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Granted, but you are shot down by trigger happy soldiers. Why? Because you’re a fucking moron.
I wish scorpion1m died.

 
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Wish granted, he got replaced.

I wish i can eat what i want without any consequences.

 
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Granted. However you accidentally choke on the food and die.
I wish that I can burn the whole world down.

 
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granted but you burn first
I wish that the cake wasn’t a lie

 
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Wish granted, Now the game’s a lie.

Wish i have super speed!

 
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granted, your speed increases 1 Quinquadragintilliardfold (10^273^) and any step you take sends you miles. as such, you crash quickly.
i wish the thread A Change Of Terrain wouldn’t die
EDIT: yes i did formatting right!