Corrupt-a-Wish page 451

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it explodes upon delivery, killing you, your neighbors and the delivery guy, and ends up with your dog being arrested for terrorism

 
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I wish YOU WOULD ALWAYS MAKE A WISH AFTER YOU CORRUPT SOMEONE ELSE’S WISH.

God, the rules are so simple, a caveman could follow them.

 
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Wish granted, Now you start breaking the rules.

I wish i can do alchemy.

 
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Granted, but everything you do results in it exploding in your face.

I wish for Golden Sun 4 to be released sometime soon.

 
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Granted,it’s crappy.

I wish that I wished for infinite wishes and I actually have non-idiotic wishes.Try THIS on for size.

 
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You get the infinite wishes, but are then immediately struck by lightening. You can’t communicate, and thus your wishes are useless.

I wish I was a real boy.

 
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your limbs fall off, followed by your eyes and dick
i wish for any cola

 
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you get can empity can off coke

i wish i could appear on a game show

 
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Granted, you lose because you’re a stupid brony.

I wish for video games.

 
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you die from playing WoW for 48 hours nonstop like that asian kid
i wish for GoSaturos1 to die slowly and painfully

 
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Granted, but you face the same death only twice as long and painful.

I wish for a pet rock.

 
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Granted its 100x times bigger than you and it landed on top of your head.

i wish for a laptop

 
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hackers hack the battery to heat up and explode on your dick (yes,they can actually do that) and you bleed to death on your couch.
I wish for a elongated life

 
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Granted, but you’ll be slowly and painfully dying for the rest of it.

I wish for cake.

 
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Wish granted, the cake is a lie.

I wish i have Till’s Linderman’s cool voice.

 
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Granted, but you literally took his voice. He can no longer speak.

I wish that Pokemon were real.

 
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Granted, now Pokemon roam the world and humans are on the brink of extinction after being overrun by infinitely respawning creatures that have the power to destroy civilization.

I wish for a pet Jigglypuff.

 
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Granted, it’s level 21, and you don’t have any badges.

I wish for a car.

 
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Granted but it won’t run.

I wish I could meet the characters of K-on even though it’s a cartoon/anime.

 
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Granted,it explodes when you start it up.

I wish I could find a better avatar.

 
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Granted, the better avatar becomes the most overused one on the site as well.

I wish for a laser.

 
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Granted, some annoying person now insists on stalking you and pointing a laser pointer at your eyes whenever you open them. Even when you’re driving. Especially when you’re driving.

I wish I wasn’t hungry right now.

 
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granted, but you die some how

i wish i could hi five pinki pie

 
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Granted,she is wearing spiky gloves.

I wish that I was an FGF regular.

 
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Granted, nevertheless, now everyone else on Kongregate is also an FGF regular, so you’re always ninja’d.

I wish I knew what to wish for.