Corrupt-a-Wish page 452

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Granted but since he’s passed 150 years of age he has lost all of his senses and is unable to contact anybody and is on life support.

I wish Facebook didn’t exist.

 
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Granted, it causes the internet to be dull.

I wish for lemons.

 
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Granted, they burn.

I wish for non-gay rainbows. And I don’t give a shit about making Scout cry.

 
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Granted, but now no one can be gay. Ever again. You fiend.

I wish I could go a day without seeing or hearing someone reference MLP.

 
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Granted,they reference something even worse and it would be a sin to say it’s name.

I wish I had demon wings.

 
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Granted, people get scared by your presence and call the FBI. Oh, and you can’t fly.

I wish for a SPAS-12. And I don’t want it to be corrupted stupidly, like what rivriv0 did. {facepalm}

 
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Originally posted by GoSaturos11:

Granted, people get scared by your presence and call the FBI. Oh, and you can’t fly.

I wish for a SPAS-12. And I don’t want it to be corrupted stupidly, like what rivriv0 did. {facepalm}

You can have SPAS-12 but you work in a library in Pheonix that ceases to exist. Therefore, you don’t exist. I wish I had a life.

 
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Granted,It is a life in a filthy prison cell.

Originally posted by GoSaturos11:

Granted, people get scared by your presence and call the FBI. Oh, and you can’t fly.


I wish for a SPAS-12. And I don’t want it to be corrupted stupidly, like what rivriv0 did. {facepalm}

Heh…I can handle the FBI…But I wish My wings actually let me fly.And I’m not gonna fly into the sun or something stupid.

 
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Granted. Unfortunately your bones are weak since they are hollow. You accidentally slam into a building and break most of your bones.

I wish I had a Mini-SAF (Look it up.)

 
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Granted, but since you do not have a license you are arrested.

I wish I would stop quiting FGF and stay for eternity here.

 
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Granted, but an idiot somehow manages to ban you from Kongregate forever, and he doesn’t even have mod powers or knows how to hack.

I wish for dominion over time.

 
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Granted,"Dominion"s meaning got changed to angry mob who wants to kill you.

I wish my bones were stronger.

 
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Granted, but they’re also much heavier.

I wish for lights.

 
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Granted, they are so bright you are blinded by them.

I wish for a gun.

 
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Granted. You shoot yourself accidentally and are now a quadriplegic.

I wish for Swedish Fish. (They’re actually made in Canada, by the way.)

 
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Originally posted by 4rkain3:

Granted. You shoot yourself accidentally and are now a quadriplegic.

I wish for Swedish Fish. (They’re actually made in Canada, by the way.)

Granted, but it’s poisoned.

I wish that I had a bowl of ramen noodle soup.

 
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Granted but the flavor pack is missing.

I wish I could shapeshift into whatever I want.

 
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Granted, whatever you turn into will be incredibly weak and feeble and you will be unable to do what they are well-known for doing. (For example, if you turned into a dragon, you wouldn’t be able to fly or breathe magic stuff.)

I wish for a Butterfinger.

 
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Granted: your finger is now composed of butter.

I wish for cyanide.

 
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Granted, you accidentally use it on yourself.

I wish for a mace.

 
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Granted, you mace yourself.
I don’t wish.

 
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Wish granted, but you wish anyways. Your non-wish has been turned into a broken real wish.
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I wish for Fluttershy to be real. And 60’s spiderman.

 
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Granted, but the modern spiderman kills you

I wish more people would play Freefall Tournament on Kong.

 
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Granted, but now you can’t smell any flowers.
I wish for a Nintendo 3DS with ANY game i think of, i come to mPr

 
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Granted,it explodes.

I wish for 2 extra wishes.The first wish is to win every forum game.The second is for the first one to not be corrupted.