Corrupt-a-Wish page 471

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Granted, but it’s because there are no more people.
I wish for airplanes to turn into shooting stars.

 
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Granted, the stars shoot exploding bullets at everyone on earth. What you asked for, no?

I wish that I would stop being insulted.

 
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Granted, but after a couple seconds people start insulting you again and you never get complimented ever again.
I wish for a fish that will wish for a dish of fish that isn’t the fish I wished for to wish for a dish of fish.

 
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Granted, but the first dish is lutefisk and the second is fugu.
I wish for a tinfoil hat.

 
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Granted but A bird sees the shiny objects and attacks your head trying to take it.

I wish the Persians defeated the Greeks in Ancient times.

 
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Granted. Persian Cats have defeated Greek Rats.
I wish for two wishes.

 
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Granted, but those wishes are consumed by the Wish-Eater Corparation of Earth (WECE)
I wish for my wish to be a wish that wishes that I could wish that my wish was a wish that wishes I could wish ( NO SAYING NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME! )

 
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Granted, but everyone understands you. (it’s simple actually…)

I… don’t make a wish.

 
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u die

i wish that wishes never came true

 
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Granted, but granted. (haha)

I wish for my wishes not to be corrupted.

 
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Granted, but logic broke again… thanks.

I wish for anyone who tries to corrupt my wish to die of a sudden heart attack. (Deathnote style)

 
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Granted, but one of your neighbor have died instead.
I wish to own a beach.

 
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Granted,a tidal wave hits,you drown.

I wish there were pikachus sitting on seats in Davey’s house.

 
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Granted but they are stuffed animals.

I wish I could read Captchas

 
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Granted but now you can’t speak, write, or read anything else.

I wish for a genie

 
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Granted, but it’s evil and decides to use its powers to hunt down you, your family, and your friends.
I wish for a mustard plant.

 
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Granted, but it tastes horrid.
I wish for electricity.

 
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Granted, but it has 300,000 volts with an equally high current, making it extremely dangerous and completely unusable. The designs for transformers have also been lost forever.
I wish for a flowing fountain in a beautiful courtyard.

 
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Granted, it overflows and ruins the fountain.
I wish I never existed.

 
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Granted, but since you never existed, you were never able to request that you never existed, thus you exist. In other words, you created a paradox causing your granted wish to be reversed.
I wish for a parrot that yells at the next poster in a cruel and unusual manner.

 
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Granted, you get Justin Bieber as a parrot, who follows you around constantly singing “Baby, baby, baby” forever after “singing” to me.
I wish for a completely usable and spendable penny.

 
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Granted, you dropped it down an elevator shaft.
I wish for a sandwich.

 
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Granted, it’s an inedible man-eating sandwich.
I wish that if this wish is not corrupted then the next wish would be corrupted, otherwise the next wish would not be corrupted and this wish would be corrupted.

 
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Granted, your wish is not corrupted however, your soul gets corrupted instead
I wish I was god

 
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Granted, but 99% of the internet hates you
I wish for a Sandvich.