Corrupt-a-Wish page 487

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[I’m so glad Justin Bieber didn’t actually come to our town. What was the corruption in that wish?]
Granted, you believe that gold is not butter. SkyDoesMinecraft fans maul you in your sleep.
I wish for a Flying Cat.

 
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Granted. After being your pet cat for a day, flying around and knocking precious valuables over, it decides it doesn’t like your attitude. It hires the same SkyDoesMinecraft fans to come maul you in your sleep. It then marries your imaginary girlfriend.

I wish I had a “That was easy.” button.

 
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Granted. However, whenever you press it, the closest person to you dies. You die first.
I wish for an imaginary girlfriend.

 
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Granted,but your imaginary girlfriend dumps you and becomes lesbian.
I wish for wings!

 
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Granted, but they can’t fly.
I wish for an omelet with nothing inside of it that could harm me in any way, shape, or form. It’s also a large omelet that is very delicious.

 
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Granted, it is delicious and there is nothing inside it that could harm you. However, the outside was coated in a tasteless, but deadly poison. You die.

I wish for all previous wish corruptions to be undone.

 
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Granted. Now all the previous wishes have been undone too.
I wish that my username was Pigjr1 and I had a profile pic of that Fall Soldier from Sacred Seasons 2 MMORPG.

 
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Granted, but the profile pic got messed up to read a bunch of swear words and you are banned.

I wish the number 1 would stop being so overused.
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Granted, now people say “OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 0000000000 !!!!!”

I wish that I could be the final boss of a Metal Gear game.

 
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Granted. You are a small little titanium companion cube that has to be thrown into a fire. One person buys the game and defeats you. You vanish forever.
I wish that this wish would be written in bold.

 
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Granted, but the letters were so bold they killed you. (With boldness, of course.)

I wish for a Legend of Zelda poster

 
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Granted, but it doesn’t have the good Zelda games on it, and is instead filled with the CDI games.

I wish this wish would be corrupted.

 
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Granted, but you die shortly afterward and get banned from Kongregate.
I wish that this wish would be written in italics

 
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Granted, but the italian mafia kill you and your whole family for using the “itali” on your post.

I WISH THAT I WAS THE FINAL BOSS OF KONGREGATE!

 
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Granted, however you are just a small Kongpanion Cube that has to be thrown into a fire to defeat and has no appealing characteristics whatsoever.

I wish for an apple to give to my teacher.

 
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Granted, but it’s rotten and full of worms.

I wish I was a Power Ranger!

 
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Granted but then your show is canceled.
I wish I had a banhammer. That wouldn’t work on me.

 
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Granted, but it’s just a hammer with the word “Ban” written on it with no special powers.

I wish for a Jackass Genie to attack the next person.

 
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Granted but he attacks us with kindness.
I wish for Johnny Cash.

 
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Granted, but you get a fake dollar entitled “Johnny Cash”.
I wish for Ryan Dunn

 
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Granted, but because I misread it, you instead get a sand dune labeled “Ryan”.

I wish for nothing! I’m perfectly content with my life!

 
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Granted, but you get banned from Kong and mauled by Ryan Dune.
I wish for a Serefish.

 
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granted it was a fake serefish
i wish this forum have 666 pages

 
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Granted. Come back in a year.

I wish to be on a gameshow.

 
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Granted. The first challenge of the Game Show is to die, or else you will die.
I wish for this wish and my next wish to not be corrupted in any sort of way and that I would be able to make another wish.