Corrupt-a-Wish page 523

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Granted, but you develop the ability only after you lose the ability to use your legs.

I wish every fairytale had a happy end for everyone.

 
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Granted, but fairytales were destroyed after the Great War, and now there are only Demontales which always have a cruel ending for everyone.

I wish my arms were longer

 
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Granted, but I cut them.
I wish you a Merry Christmas.

 
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Granted, however I find joy in causing suffering to others, so I ruin your holiday seasons in order to have a moderately Merry Christmas.

I wish myself a Merry Christmas.

 
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Granted, but I turned you into the Scrooge.
I wish I could have a genie.

 
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Granted,but while wishing:"I wish to kill X person and have a drink myself*,you sneeze from the X part til the myself part,meaning you are dead now.
I wish i could see space thro my mind.

 
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Granted, but you were horrified by the images you see in space combined with the clouds.
I wish the ants were gone in my desktop.

 
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Granted, they are now at your breakfast
I wish for a real life level up

 
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Granted, but you don’t know how to allocate your earned stat points so you don’t feel changed.

I wish for a mechanical pet rock that maintains itself.

 
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Granted, but I destroyed it.
I wish a comet destroyed the earth.

 
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Granted, but the Earth instantly regenerated itself after the comet hit.
I wish for a piece of paper.

 
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Granted, the piece of paper erupts from your body giving you a fairly painful paper cut and is covered in blood making it fairly unusable.

I wish I had the famous red M hat Mario wore on his adventures.

 
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Granted. You think you can use it to break bricks with your head. Turns out you can’t.

I wish for the letter K!

 
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Granted, but I bent it into a letter X.
I wish I could leap farther.

 
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Granted,but you fell into a canyon.
I wish for.

 
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Granted, you got a rustled jimmy.
I wanna be a billionaire, so freakin’ bad.

 
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Granted you became a billionaire… on your dreams
I wish for dragon skin

 
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Granted, now PETA is outside of your house protesting after you skinned a rare and exotic creature.

I wish Pusheen the cat is even cuter than it currently is.

 
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Granted, but I killed it.
I wish I was a human-dragon hybrid.

 
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Granted, but someone wishes for dragon skin, and you are cruelly skinned alive. Take consolation in the fact that now PETA is protesting outside of their house.

I wish Australian animals did not contain venom.

 
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Granted; they now contain feces. Lots of feces.
I wish nukes were so common.

 
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Granted,but they have the power of a fart and the radiation of a sun ray in winter.
I wish for KITTEN FIGHT!

 
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Granted, you became a kitten and joined the fight… you also lost
i wish for a upgrade

 
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Granted, you are now more flatulent. Phew.
I wish I saw a beagle.

 
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Originally posted by AndreiTan:

Granted, you are now more flatulent. Phew.
I wish I saw a beagle.

Granted, it killed you.
I wish for beagle airplane