Corrupt-a-Wish page 6

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Granted, but the Earth exploded before you could (mah wish came troo!)
I wish for nothing.

 
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granted but you lose your computer

I wish for $1,000,000 now, in cash, nobody wants to steal it, it’s in my house, It’s not on fire, not in any way inaccessible to me, is real, is visible and I won’t die

 
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Granted, but you get hungry and eat it all.

I wish for a recycling bin.

 
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granted but you fall in it and get deleted

I wish for $1,000,000 now, in cash, nobody wants to steal it, it’s in my house, It’s not on fire, not in any way inaccessible to me, is real, is visible, I won’t die and I’m not hungry

 
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Granted, but it gets wet and nobody wants it.

I wish for more people to be online.

 
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granted but those people are trolls

i wish the new mortal kombat movie comes out now

 
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Granted, but it sux.

I wish for a

 
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you didnt get A u got F

i wish for food that never ends and is clean

 
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Granted, You die from overeating
I wish that i can live 0.000000000000000000002812 more seconds.

 
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Granted, but your computer grows hands and strangles you to death.
I wish for a good computer that doesn’t have\grow arms or legs.

 
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granted but a virus enters the computer so computer destroyed it self

i wish for 3 wishes

 
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Granted, but you wish for 1,000,000$ and the FBI accidentally arrest you for money laundering.

I wish to have four legs.

 
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granted, but you wont know how to control them and you will fall in a place full of spikes and die

i wish i have 10000 posts

 
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granted But you realize that you wasted your life getting them

I wish for Lasers

 
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Originally posted by Zakhep2:

granted but you never wake up

Fair enough

 
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granted but the laser hit alot of mirrors and kills u :D
i wish for admin powers!

 
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Granted, but the admins have no powers.

I wish to be a moderator.

 
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Granted, but the admins strip you of your power 2 seconds later
I wish i had a fish named Peter

 
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Granted, But he drowns in peanut butter

I wish for some peanut butter without a fish or anything else in it.

 
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Granted, but he slowly eats you alive.

I wish cats shot lazers out of their mouths.

 
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granted but they are now extinct

I wish for $1,000,000 now, in cash, nobody wants to steal it, it’s in my house, It’s not on fire, not in any way inaccessible to me, is real, is visible, I won’t die, I’m not hungry and it’s not wet

 
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Granted, but it’s in a safe you don’t know the combination to.

I wish for 536 pet trolls.
Who go by the name of

 
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Originally posted by Zakhep2:

granted but they are now extinct

I wish for $1,000,000 now, in cash, nobody wants to steal it, it’s in my house, It’s not on fire, not in any way inaccessible to me, is real, is visible, I won’t die, I’m not hungry and it’s not wet

 
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Granted, but you catch a glimpse of it, and before you can take it all, your mom runs away with it and her 3rd husband, leaving you with only 2$.

I wish for 536 pet trolls.
Who go by the name of

 
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Originally posted by Drovoxx:

Granted, but you catch a glimpse of it, and before you can take it all, your mom runs away with it and her 3rd husband, leaving you with only 2$.

I wish for 536 pet trolls.
Who go by the name of

Granted, but the 536 pet trolls are so dejected and unhappy at not being named they all run away.

I wish for nuclear bomb that can destroy the world and that can’t hurt me when I set it off, and will explode when anything touches it.