Corrupt-a-Wish page 7

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I suspend it in limbo using my gravity gun.

I wish a H-bomb that explodes, killin us all.

 
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Originally posted by Zakhep2:

granted but they are now extinct

I wish for $1,000,000 now, in cash, nobody wants to steal it, it’s in my house, It’s not on fire, not in any way inaccessible to me, is real, is visible, I won’t die, I’m not hungry and it’s not wet

 
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Originally posted by Zakhep2:
Originally posted by Zakhep2:

granted but they are now extinct

I wish for $1,000,000 now, in cash, nobody wants to steal it, it’s in my house, It’s not on fire, not in any way inaccessible to me, is real, is visible, I won’t die, I’m not hungry and it’s not wet


your wish is denied because its too hard to grant,
i wish i was a unicorn
 
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Granted,but your horn is ingrown and goes through your brain
I wish for a perfectly normal cupcake,and i’m not lactose intolerant.[This willl be the end of my cupcake thing…]

 
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Originally posted by kashuushian1542:

Granted,but your horn is ingrown and goes through your brain
I wish for a perfectly normal cupcake,and i’m not lactose intolerant.[This willl be the end of my cupcake thing…]

you choke on the cupcake,
i wish everyone agreed with me

 
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granted,but you said “kill me” in your sleep and everyone killed you
I wish for something to wish for

 
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Granted, but you wish for someone to shoot you.

I wish to be remembered after i die.

 
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Granted, but people remember you for your rape-spree.

I wish to become unvirginated.

 
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Originally posted by Drovoxx:

Granted, but people remember you for your rape-spree.

I wish to become unvirginated.

you regret it because its your mom
i wish for my wish to not be twisted

 
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Originally posted by mobius10987:
Originally posted by Drovoxx:

Granted, but people remember you for your rape-spree.

I wish to become unvirginated.

you regret it because its your mom
i wish for my wish to not be twisted

Still, thats un-virginating for ya.

Denied, you cannot make your wish untwistable.

I wish for a box of Cheesits.

 
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You get a bag of Doritos instead.
I wish I had an Xbox 360.

 
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granted,but you play so much that you can’t pay your next bill,or the next,or the next…
I wish i had $400,000 so i can finally fire my mini-gun for 12 seconds!

 
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granted but the mini guns gets to hot and gets on fire (no questions)
wish this post would die no expiations >:D

 
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granted but someone redid this forum!

i wish i twisted a wish by not twisting a wish by twisting a non-twistible twist wish (read it sssslllooowwwwllllyyyyy)

 
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That doesn’t make any sense so it’s not granted.
I wish it was hotter.

 
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You teleport to the sun? Ionno.

I wish for nothing.

 
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i wish i twisted a wish by not twisting a wish by twisting a non-twistible twist wish gives you a ‘nothing’ paradox and you became super-retarded

i wish i was crushed underneath 1,000,000 bananas.

 
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You’re crushed by only 999,999 bananas.

I wish my wish was corrupted.

 
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granted, but the paraqdox already made you retarded so you didnt understand
i wish for a wishible wish that wishes up wishing wishes that wish for wishes

 
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Gra 404 error

rebooting…

Granted but you die

I wish for $1,000,000,000 now, in cash, nobody wants to steal it, it’s in my house, It’s not on fire, not in any way inaccessible to me, is real, is visible, I won’t die, I’m not hungry and it’s not wet

 
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granted, and you use it for expensive surgery and you become a pikachu but someone already did.

i wish for [blank]

 
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but I choose not to

I WIN $1,000,000,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

 
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Granted but you binge it.

I wish for a

 
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you become a after eating the .

i wish this period wont fly .

 
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It hovers.

I wish to not be a