Corrupt-a-Wish page 8

it stops flying and hits you on the head

I wish to RULE THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE!

you go into space and suffercate and die.

^{i wish for three more wishes}

A genie shows up and after you get the three wishes he ruins your life

I wish for this wish to not be granted

blargel!

i wish for a taco

you get one then i take it and eat it….

I wish for everyone else’s tacos

granted but they’re poisoned

I wish for a burrito

granted, i put extra beans in there.

i wish someone will go here

It doesn’t load.

I wish to steal your soul.
http://tinyurl.com/2c9zkle

i already sold it to god (not the devil!)

i wish for a solid gold booger.

I steal it and sell it.

I wish to be called a

you are already a

i wish for a wish made of wishes for wishing more wishes!

Granted but your head explodes due to wish overload.

I wish for a magic chocolate fountain of youth with a molten gold walrus swimming inside.

You get it, but the walrus eats you.
I wish for an orange purple.

Granted, but it’s ugly.

I wish for 4999 posts.

You get it, but a administrator resets your posts.
I wish for a duck.

Granted, but it drowns.

I wish for a golden walrus of happiness.

You get it. You, however, become depressed in the face of such happiness and kill yourself.
I wish for love.

Granted. But your love is a dog.
I wish for the OT forums to disappear (hehehe)

Your wish is granted but now all the spam is in Forum Games and Serious Discussion.
I wish I had an iPhone.

Granted but you drop it and it breaks.
I wish that I am myself

Granted, but lets get a wincest story going on.
You born a son, and your son gets married with your wife. You are now your sons son.

I wish that 2012 is tomorrow.

You get your wish, and get hit by a car.
I wish for WiiPlayer to love OT!

Granted, but OT disappears. o.O

I wish that everything explodable in the world explodes at the same time.

Originally posted by emperor1212:

granted but you will have it in 2012

i wish i can hack all games

YAY I GET $1,000,000 tomorrow:D

Irreplaceable, your wish is granted but no one is hurt.
I wish it wasn’t Monday tomorrow.