Steal the Cookie (No Sign-Ups)

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Your goal is to get the cookie. Unfortunately, the person before you has protected the cookie the best that they could. Find a way to steal it, and then keep it for yourself.

Anyways, it should go something like this…

Noobman456: I put the cookie in a safe, with a 10-number code.
Stupidalt123: I crack the code and steal the cookie. I eat the cookie.
Obvioustroll345: I dissect your stomach, and steal the cookie. I throw the cookie in a ditch.
Weirdo234: The ditch is only 1 inch deep, and I simply pick up the cookie. I put the cookie in my pocket.
Etc.

Also, you are not allowed to create, purchase, or somehow recieve a new cookie unless the previous cookie is impossible to get.

I will start.

I put the cookie in a secret military base.

EDIT: This is officially my first successful forum game. :D

 
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I impersonate a soldier, learn where the secret military base is, get into the military base, sneak the cookie into my pocket, and then hide in a garbage can.

 
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I open the lid, then extract it from your pocket.
I hide in the labyrinth known as Stonehenge.

 
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I get an Epic Cookie Detector of Awesomeness, which leads me to the labyrinth. I manage to get through the complex system, and take the cookie.
I hide the cookie in my pocket, then use Old Spice for ultra super manliness, YOU WILL NEVER GET THE COOKIE! (In a manly beyond manliness voice.)

 
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Originally posted by 300fans:

I get an Epic Cookie Detector of Awesomeness, which leads me to the labyrinth. I manage to get through the complex system, and take the cookie.
I hide the cookie in my pocket, then use Old Spice for ultra super manliness, YOU WILL NEVER GET THE COOKIE! (In a manly beyond manliness voice.)

I wait until you fall asleep and take the cookie from your pocket.
I put the cookie in a metal safe in a terrorist hideout…guarded by terrorists and turrets+mines.
If the cookie is stolen,a nuke is launched to the thief’s location.. Even if it is off the planet.

 
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I make you steal the cookie by putting my Master sword to your head. You go off planet, and then the nuke blows you up. I proctect the cookie by eating it and will kill anyone who stands in my way.

 
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I sit in your way instead of standing. I dissect you and take the cookie from your stomach. I hide the cookie in a secret location known only to me.

 
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I torture you for decades, until you finally break. I break the cookie with a hammer, so that the cookie won’t be usable.

 
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i put it back together with superglue.

i shove it up my ass and put 30003030033033030330 nuclear bombs in my ass. cookie is VAPORIZED

 
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Originally posted by x_deathtonubz_x:

i put it back together with superglue.

I throw it off the grand canyon, and then I cause a rockslide. It is now buried underneath tons of rocks.

 
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its already vaporied stoooopid

 
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Originally posted by x_deathtonubz_x:

its already vaporied stoooopid

You’re brain vaporized.

 
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The sky starts to rain cookies and I grab one.
I hide the cookie in a titanium safe in a space ship that has a force field and 10 turrets+ a large lazor blastor.
If people teleport inside the space ship they are automatically detected and shot down.

 
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The ship falls down, and the cookie tumbles out into my hands.
I hide the cookie in a Swiss bank.

 
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I convince the swiss bankers that the cookie not worth anything in euros and they give me the cookie.
I throw the cookie into an abyss and seal the abyss..

 
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BLAMMO.
I nuke the abyss open and fish for it until I find a demon with the cookie.

Then I send it off to Jupiter’s Big red spot where everybody will die if they go in.

 
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Jupiter explodes, and the cookies flies to my hands.

I launch the cookie into space, causing it to be lost among all the other debris.

 
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Space explodes, and the cookie flies into my hands.

I throw the cookie into a black hole.

 
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It’s a hole in the ground, so I jump in and grab it.

I run over the cookie, smashing it into 200,000 parts, then I scatter all the parts throughout Earth.

 
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Originally posted by Drovoxx:

It’s a hole in the ground, so I jump in and grab it.

I run over the cookie, smashing it into 200,000 parts, then I scatter all the parts throughout Earth.

Earth explodes and we all die

God gives me the cookie in heaven and I launch it into a REAL black hole which swallows it up.

 
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It’s a REAL black hole in the GROUND.
so I dig it up and eat it.
I crap it out, and it’s lost in sea.

 
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Originally posted by Drovoxx:

It’s a REAL black hole in the GROUND.
so I dig it up and eat it.
I crap it out, and it’s lost in sea.

You’re dead though, in heaven (or hell).

 
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We’re in heaven/hell which is a replica of Earth.

 
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The Lord decideth not for the world to end, so he recreates it and puts everyone and everything back into it’s original location.

I find the cookie and sit on it, then hire a squirrel to protect me with a wage of 20 acorns an hour.

 
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You break your vow, stand up, and let me steal it. (Lolwut?)

I superglue it to my pants, and sit down on a metal platform. I superglue it to the platform, too.