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I clean it with a paper towel.

I feed it to Micheal Jackson.

 
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micheal jacksons dead,so i take it from his corpse
i eat it,then i lock myself in a nuclear bunker

 
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i barge in
i chainsaw your head off
i turn the cookie into a snickerdoodle
i eat it [yum]

 
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I eat you, and its in my stomach now.

 
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I dissect both of you, and turn it back into a cookie.

 
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I took the cookie from your hand.

I killed the cookie with cookie monster.

 
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the cookie monster gets arrested for being addicted to cookies.
He refuses and gets shot,so i cut his stomach open and i take out the cookie.Then i eat it

 
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I cut your stomach open and take the cookie.

I feed the cookie to a rat, and then throw it in a ditch full of 12,378 other rats.

 
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I disintegrate all the rats, and the cookie falls out.

I bury in the wall of the 133000032 foot long ditch.

 
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I use my cookie detecting robot to find the cookie.
I hide the cookie in a pile of 999,999,999 cookies.

 
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I hire your cookie detecting robot and find the cookie.
I then poo on it so none of you want the cookie.

 
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I feed the poo to benbo.

I have the cookie in my hand now.

 
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i fart on your face

you take the hand with the cookie to wave it and the cookie falls into my hand

 
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i take the cookie as you didnt protect it
i fire it into the sun
then put an EXPLODE-O-PROTECTOR 3000 on the sun

 
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I destroy the EXPLODE-O-PROTECTOR 3000 and the sun blows up, the cookie is shot back into earth and it hits the ground in front of me with crushing force, pushing it several miles into the ground. I then dig with the Ubr Digger 308?7 for about 1/2 an hour and get the cookie.

I put the cookie in a 1-digit combo safe with a note that says 8 on it to remind me the combo. (You have to find the combination because the safe is impossible to get into any other way)

(Also, we are still alive because Old Spice is so powerful it made another sun)

 
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The note is pasted on your face, so I grab it and get the cookie out.


I throw the cookie in Osama Bin Laden’s beard, where it’s impossible to find.

 
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I forcefully shave his beard piece by piece, and teh cookie fall out into my hand.

I give it to the Old Spice manly man, so no one can get it eva’!!!!!!

 
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I take away his OldSpice ,and he sits there crying like you were when you got pants’d.


I cover the cookie with oatmeal, and throw it in a processing line.

 
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I make a new cookie. Then I slay anyone coming with in 99999999 miles of me.

 
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Originally posted by linkisgreat7:

I make a new cookie. Then I slay anyone coming with in 99999999 miles of me.

I use an iron claw 100000000 miles away to reach it from safety.
=P

 
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I summon an army of zombies and give them all banjos (which they managed to play surprisingly well) while you were distracted be this very odd sight I steal your cookie.

I hide the cookie in a small box and hide the small box in a room filled with a million other identical boxes.

 
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I use cookie-in-a-box detector.

I put it in a safe, and only people who can solve:
965692649(10)4486926/9962/463427620= ???

Could open it.

 
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42.
I give to the next person as a gift knowing he will only steal it.

 
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I take the present willingly.

I lock it in a safe, and the only possible way to get it open is to be ubrl33t at dance-dance.

 
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100th post!
I automatically get the cookie!
Gift to next person!
I give it back to 300fans.
=D