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I bake a new cookie and I hide it into my grandma’s gingerbread bowl.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! :D

 
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I go to your grandmother’s house, slay her, steal her cookie jar, take the cookie out and fling it all the way to New Jersey.

 
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You fling it to New Jersey the country of which I am king so a subject finds it and gives it to me
I let Darth Vader have it as a tribute

 
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I slay Darth Vader and steal the cookie. (SO EASY!)

I hide this cookie SOMEWHERE IN THE USA!

 
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I get elected Presedent and am given the cookie

I shove the cookie up my nose

 
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I make you sneeze and grab the cookie. I fly into the sun and live there for the rest of eternity. :P

 
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the flames send the cookie to the spirit world and because I am dead I get it

 
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i pull out a massive axe and chop you in half then steal the cookie and shove it up my /////!

 
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I shove my hand up your ////// and grabbed the cookie then put in inside a labyrinth know as stonehenge.

Lolololol, I am laughing about something and you have NO IDEA whats it about.

 
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I have Carmen SanDiego steal Stonehenge

I shove it up my friends nostril

 
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i am your friend and i hide in the core of the earth protected by dino’s

 
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I cry because my grandma’s dead and I nuke the Earth’s core for the revenge. The cookie flies out and I’m so angry I destroy the cookie. Whoops…

 
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I buy another cookie at the store. But this is a REALLY cheap cookie. Actually its just a graham cracker. :P

I hide the Graham Cracker in my closet full of FAKE Graham Crackers.

 
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I use my super inhailing powers to inhale all the real grahm crackers and there is only the one

I shove it up a dino’s /////////////////

 
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that Dino was my dept head in a dress so i chop her in half then take the cookie and give it to chuck noris

 
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I buy the cookie from Chuck Norris.

I hide it in the core of the Earth and destroy all other cookies that exist, and since I hid it in the core of Earth, you cannot reach it, because you would burn and die. c:<

 
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Originally posted by Underlord:

I buy the cookie from Chuck Norris.

I hide it in the core of the Earth and destroy all other cookies that exist, and since I hid it in the core of Earth, you cannot reach it, because you would burn and die. c:<

It turns out that the core is only 60 degrees Fahrenheit….. :PPPP

I calmly dig my way to the core and start making out with the cookie.

 
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I shoot the cookie out of your hand and take it. Then I bury it in some isle surrounded by acid in Australia.

 
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Water is an acid right? So I simply swim to the isle and dig up the cookie and continue to make out with it.

 
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I snipe you, take the cookie, and hide it SOMEWHERE IN THE U.S.A.!

 
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I am still president and you hide it in the U.S. Treasury making it mine

 
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Originally posted by efar:

I am still president and you hide it in the U.S. Treasury making it mine

I simply convince the Judicial branch to pass a bill that the president may not eat cookies ever… LOLZ

I hide the cookie, in my pants… Go ahead…. Grab the cookie….

 
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You forgot to wear cloths to work so while the police are taking you away I sneak into your house and steal the cookie

I glue the cookie to my balls

 
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I cut the cookie off with water and I hide it somewhere

 
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Originally posted by Gonkeymonkey:

I cut the cookie off with water and I hide it somewhere

You hid it in my hands.

I sit on the cookie.