COKE MACHINE page 162

You get fizzy water.

I insert a computer mouse.

You get a mouse wheel (scroll wheel, mouse wheel xD)

I insert a one-sided-shape

You get an acute angle.
I insert a key lime pie.

You get a do(or-henge) utensil for whence you desire to consume your delicacy.

You get nothing.

I insert a blanket.

You get a pillow case.
I insert a coin but pull it back out with a piece of string tied to said coin.

You get a ticket.

I insert a PSP.

You get a XBOX 540.

I insert Windows 8.

You get Linux.

I insert a cup of orange juice.

You get a cup of Lemonade.

I insert Simon Cowell

You get Paula Abdul.
I insert Versace perfume.

You get a scent.

I insert Courage the Cowardly Dog.

You get me in a walnut shell.
I insert all of the above.

You receive all of the above in return (look at what above users get). The only reason the machine doesn’t malfunction during the process is because you insert them individually.

I insert the best thing in the universe.

You get yourself.

I insert universe matter.

You get aliens.

I insert Giorgio Tsoukalos.

You get solakuosT oigroiG- the contraption rejected aforementioned article, but disgorged subject backwards as a bewitched ejection.

I insert Armorgames+Newgrounds.

You get Kongregate.

I insert Firefox.

You get a petition concerning your violent acts of moot derivation from the animal cruelty agency. :P

I insert an electronic virus.

You get an antivirus.

I insert a barbell.

You get Zamininc.
I insert a computer.

You get malware.

i insert Albert Einstein’s cremated remains.

You get Nikola Tesla.
I insert power armor

You get fear, but no(t) respect from your cronies.

I insert prehistoric faeces.

You get fossil fuels.

I insert a key.