COKE MACHINE page 164

You get meth.
I insert an alpaca.

You get a llama.
I insert a shoebox.

You get a pair of shoes.

I insert a water slide.

You get wet.
I insert a nerf gun

You get a foam nerf dart.

I insert my pants.

you get some fabric.
I insert you.

You get my severed head.

I insert a log.

you get…uhh… the box.
I insert your severed head.

You get my eyeball.

I steal the eyeball and insert my eyeball

You get nearly 5000 rods. I insert them.

You get an error.

I insert a computer virus.

You get a disease virus.
I insert a Playboy magazine.

You get fake breasts.

I insert a jar of creatine monohydrate.

You get jacked’

I insert a kitten

You get catnip.

I insert a football.

YOU get a boot
I insert a missile

You get a disaster.

I insert a laptop.

you get a crash
I insert a force crystal

You get a lightsaber.

I insert General Grievous.

You get the gun that killed him.
I insert Jango Fett’s helmet.

You get Boba Fett.

I insert R2-D2.

You get an Imperial C-3PO.
I insert an inaccurate blaster

You get an accurate boltgun
I insert a Space Marine

You get Master Chief.

I insert an energy sword.

You get an Inquisitor with a Power Sword
I insert an Ork with a slugga.