COKE MACHINE page 167

You get Bill Gates.

I insert an adrenaline shot.

You get arrested: the particular medication you received was steroids.

I insert the Riemann Hypothesis of mathematics.

You get a math book to teach you counting.

I insert Albert Einstein’s Theory of Relativity

You get E=mc2
I insert QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM

You get MNBVCXZLKJHGFDSAPOIUYTREWQ

I insert Micheal Jackson.

You get raped little kids

I insert my ………Sex organ…………..

you get AIDS.
I insert a transformation gun from El Goonish Shive.

Uhh You get a Ditto the transformation pokemon from pokemon fire red and leaf green the gameboy games.

I insert my posterior in.

You get an zombie ass. No clue how.
I insert my computer.

You get a calculator.

I insert my life savings.Which is 2 dollars.

You get nothing in return. Thanks for the free money.
I insert one of my cats.

http://meme.zenfs.com/u/de0093f16c34adc11fa1cb93918d08b268395027.png

You get sniped due to animal abuse.(check the link)

I insert a Pepsi into the Coke Machine

You get out a pepsi and no change. And a message saying “No pepsi in here, But thank you for the money Coke Machine.”

I insert a Man saying “Derp”

You get a can saying Derp.

I insert YO MOMMA!

You get a infamous guy saying “Yo Dad!”

I insert Derpianity!

You get one of the many clones of my cats.
I insert yet another cat.

You get out Catz Army and they wanna kill you!

I insert Catz Defense Army Against Cat Inserting People CDAACIP

You get sniped by your other cat,look at this link it lead to a quick pic.

http://meme.zenfs.com/u/de0093f16c34adc11fa1cb93918d08b268395027.png

I insert COCAINE into the COKE machine

You get a bomb
I insert MeshMusican and a cat.

You get out The Cat and Musician Defense Army TCaMDA Thats want to kill you!

I insert A Dog

http://meme.zenfs.com/u/de0093f16c34adc11fa1cb93918d08b268395027.png

You got sniped by your cat.Look at this link.

I insert broccoli

You got shot by your cat that hates broccoli!

I insert Defense against Broccoli

Your mother comes out and lectures you on why broccoli is good for you.

I insert the stolen constitution of the USA

USA Nukes all cities because you.

I insert Gods that take tvs!

All the Tvs of the world are gone.

I insert 1.25 for regular classic coke.