COKE MACHINE page 206

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You get a 0.00001% chance of fixing the coke machine, but it failed.
I insert 10000000000000000000 electric-proof mechanics and one electric-proof pro-hacker.

 
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You get betrayal as the pro hacker hacks their electric-proof ability.

 
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I insert a coke machine virus.

 
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You get an angry, sick, hacked, EVIL titanium coke machine. I insert a system recovery, to restore the coke machine exactly as it was at the beginning of this thread.

 
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You get the coke machine spit it out.

I insert a super spit-proof system recovery.

 
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You get a failed system recovery.
I insert a nuke.

 
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You get a fail.

I insert a mega-nuke.

 
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You get a small flare that does 2 damage to the coke machine. (98/100)
I insert North Korean’s army.

 
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You fail as they all get electricuted.

I insert a mega-super-duper-awesome nuke.

 
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You get a critical hit worth 4 damage. (94/100)
I insert a robot with a gatling gun powered by the tesseract.

 
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You get a tesseract, as well as a sheet of paper asking you how a robot can be powered by a four-dimensional object.
I insert a cube.

 
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You get a piece of paper with the following link.
I reinsert a robot with a gatling gun powered by the tesseract.

 
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You get a hit worth 1 damage. (93/100) I insert a mega-super-duper-awesome-mega-super-duper-awesome-mega-super-duper-awesome-mega-super-duper-awesome-mega-super-duper-awesome-mega-super-duper-awesome-mega-super-duper-awesome-mega-super-duper-awesome-mega-super-duper-awesome-mega-super-duper-awesome-mega-super-duper-awesome-mega-super-duper-awesome-mega-super-duper-awesome-mega-super-duper-awesome nuke.
 
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You get blown away by air as the coke machine absorbs the nuke’s energy. +1000 attack
I insert a spell to debuff the coke machine.

 
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You hear a click inside and wonder if that did anything?
So I try to insert money (fingers crossed maybe that fixed it?)

 
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You get an explosion. (BOOM! Finally)

I insert a new coke machine, this one virus un-touched.

 
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:O I should of known that was it’s weakness! Foepaw, YOU GENIUS!
You get happy customers.
I insert a roll of nickels.

 
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You get a roll of pennies. (Stupid inflation!)
I insert Doritoes.

 
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You get a bull dog that knocks down windows.
I insert Cheetos.

 
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You get 125 cents.

I insert money.

 
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You get a roman coin.
I insert telescope.

 
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You get orion’s belt.
I insert a Veteran of War

 
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You get a Purple Heart.
I insert carrot brains.

 
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You get zombie rabbits.
I insert alcohol.

 
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You get the Coke Machine’s inside nice and sparkly clean.