COKE MACHINE page 224

You get $3.
I insert a Mexican cartel.

You get a mexican shoved down a machine.
I insert I pour acid all over the coke machine and kill everybody behind my sight

You get killed by the acid because the coke machine is immune to it.
I insert Sandvich.

You get two pieces of bread.
I insert a lego set.

You get a child genius.

I insert the Three Stooges.

You get clumsy men.
I insert a rubix cube.

You get bits of rubix cubes blowing up around you and killing you.I insert blazker himself.

You get a black picture.
I insert a dollar.

You get a coca cola can that goes through your head and you die.I inset a old movie.

You get a flipbook of horses running.

I insert porkchops.

You get ObamaPhones.

I insert individually packed cheese slices.

You get eraser shavings.
I insert a homeless man.

You get Karl Marx, the brilliant thinker. (Communism was actually a good idea until it got warped…)

I insert a mouse. (Rodent mouse)

You get a feline on the prowl.
I insert a scared kitten.

You get the cast of Watership Down. (Kittens can also refer to baby rabbits. =D) {…You would not expect a book about rabbits to be that dark though…}

I insert Nepeta cataria.

You get kittens rolling all over the floor.
I insert Toxoplasmosis.

You get toxoplasmis or whatever.I insert you.

You get zee.

I insert assertiveness (not to be confused with insertiveness).

You get weirdness. (wat?)

I insert a fox.

You get slyness.
I insert an attack potion.

You get poison.

I insert feather pillows.

You get the best sleep you have ever gotten.
I insert fruit loops.

You get a dead toucan.

I insert a phoenix down.

You get a megaphoenix.

I insert a holy grail.

You get an unholy soda.

I insert a phoenix.