COKE MACHINE page 225

You get roasted chicken.

I insert two silver dollars.

You get 1 gold dollar.
I insert a dollar.

You get 1 cent.

I insert a mispelling.

Error error in spelling you must be eliminated. I insert blazker himself.

You get a psychotic Coke Machine that I control (Namely, I dwell at the very top of it). I give you a ban.

I manipulate the Coke Machine to insert a User extraction tool.

You get extracted, as you are a User.

I insert the original Tron movie.

Congratulations, you have just received the sequel.

I insert a corrupted wish.

You get evil genie
I insert 7 dragon balls

You get a wish.
I insert dreams.

You get nightmares.
I insert the US government.

You get the white house and some ghosts inside the white house.
I insert a penis up the machine and clog it.

You get a surgery/amputation.

I insert afklol.

You get a keyboard with all the keys taken out except for H E L P M 3 F 1 Y I N G C A T
I insert FlyingCat.

you get a falling dog

i insert a piano

You get music.
I insert a magikarp.

You get splash splash.
I insert a doctor

You get doctor who.
I insert the annoying orange.

You get Numnumnumnumnumnumnumunmnumnumnum KNIFE!
I insert poor pear.

You get pear juice (wtf)
I insert a dollar.

You get a smoothie
I insert a zombie

You get a quarantine.
I insert a gorilla.

You get warfare and an internet tough guy.

I insert a Republican.

You get Politics. I insert the earth.

You get life.
I insert death.

you get pi

I insert a doctor