COKE MACHINE page 226

you get a butt exam (the really painful one)
I insert a quarter

You get a gumball.
I insert the Koran.

You get a dirty communist
I insert Korea

You get KBBQ.
I insert K-pop.

you get Gangnam Style
I insert PSY

You get an Abra.

I insert a Pokéball.

You get a very angry Voltorb.

I insert Professor Oak.

you get a idiot

i insert 999

You get WubWubWub LEGAL LOUD Dubstep.
I insert a very nasty cookies.

You get Carrot Cookies.
I insert Saltpeter

You get nothingness.

I insert stinky shoes and socks.

You get crayon shin chan’s DAD.
I insert FALCON PUNCHHH~

You get a white stone.
I insert dog hair.

You get a ruined couch.
I insert a Crayola Magic Marker.

You get sparkly rainbows and happy music.

I insert a cat.

You get a whole bunch of LOLCats.
I insert a coke bottle, while screaming “This is diet!!”

You get a note saying “NO REFUNDS”
I insert the lyrics “Baby, Baby, Baby Oh”

You get a Bullet to the Head.
I insert a redneck.

You get a washboard recital.

I insert Xenon gas.

You get stinky goo!

I insert a fruit cake with vanilla icing on top with banana slices on it.

you get a banana split

i insert this thread

You get stupidness.

I insert water.

You get purity.
I insert corruption.

You get kong moderators.
I insert cats.

You get mice.
I insert peanut butter.