COKE MACHINE page 227

You get jelly
I insert a pillow

You get a fight.
I insert glove.

You get 5 feet of snow

I insert Hula Hoop

You get Baby Boomers.
I insert Google Plus.

you get a star
I insert insanity

You get a Stray Jacket.
I insert $1000.

You get 12,961.20 pesos.
I insert an alarm clock.

you get a bed

i insert my dreams

You get 1 296.12 pesos.

I insert cat food.

you get a dog

i insert my imagiation

You get this post.

I insert an impossible badge.

You get complaints from the lazy

I insert half a moon cake.

You get crumbs.

I put in IAmTheCandyman.

You get Asparagus.
I insert primed C-4.

You get a daffodil.

I insert my hand.

You get a squirrel.

I insert a squirrel-handed person.

you get a squirrel with people for hands.

I insert all terrible children’s shows.

You get every movie rated one star or less.

I insert the people who rigged the enemy base with explosives. I know Albert has.
Demoman did not, he was too drunk.

you get mush with parsley

i insert a left hand

You get squirrel-handed, and the squirrel eats your face.

I insert the exploded enemy base.

you get area 51

You inserted nothing, and got a Coca-cola.

I insert a zombie.

You inserted a dollar fifty and got a pepsi
I insert a sprite

You get a picture.

I insert a mechanical owl.