COKE MACHINE page 228

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You get 1 bottle of Dial men’s bodywash.
I insert myself.

 
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I pop out.

I insert a magic 8 ball.

 
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You get it back and it says “Probably”
I insert faygo soda.

 
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You get miracles.
I insert a severed head.

 
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You get the beheaded body.
I insert the TARDIS.
(There should be a chat room for this. Would move faster)

 
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You get a messed up timeline.

I insert a perpetual motion machine.

 
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You get a brick.

I insert my penis.

 
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You get urine.
I insert a toothpick.

 
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You get a picaxe made of teeth.

I insert plopfill

 
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You get a full flop.
I insert a PEZ dispenser.

 
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You get PEZ candy.

I insert Snake (MGS3)

 
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You get ekans the pokemon.

I insert TurtleRandom.

 
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You get RandomTurple!
I insert America.

 
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You get U.S.A.

I insert an explosion.

 
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You get peace. o_o
(How the…)

I insert moar laz0rz!

 
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You get a royal rainbow.

I insert a baby.

 
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U get little supah-man.
I insert AFRICA

 
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you get america

i insert http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12PWq22E9CQ

 
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you get the real asasan who promptly kills you

I insert a bluberry pie

 
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You get an empty pie tin…“BURP”!

I insert a komodo dragon

 
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you get a real dragon that promptly kills you

I insert your dead body

 
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You get Frankenstein monster.
I insert Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein book.

 
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You get money
I put coke in the machine.

 
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The machine contacts the fluid and emits an electrical shock.

I place all human memory of Ostriches in the machine.

 
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The machine fails to process the amount of data it has consumed and you get a note that says “Out of order”
I insert a wrench.