COKE MACHINE page 228

You get a mechanical cat.

I insert food stamps.

You get a stamp.

I insert Old Spice Deodorant.

You get 1 bottle of Dial men’s bodywash.
I insert myself.

I pop out.

I insert a magic 8 ball.

You get it back and it says “Probably”
I insert faygo soda.

You get miracles.
I insert a severed head.

You get the beheaded body.
I insert the TARDIS.
(There should be a chat room for this. Would move faster)

You get a messed up timeline.

I insert a perpetual motion machine.

You get a brick.

I insert my penis.

You get urine.
I insert a toothpick.

You get a picaxe made of teeth.

I insert plopfill

You get a full flop.
I insert a PEZ dispenser.

You get PEZ candy.

I insert Snake (MGS3)

You get ekans the pokemon.

I insert TurtleRandom.

You get RandomTurple!
I insert America.

You get U.S.A.

I insert an explosion.

You get peace. o_o
(How the…)

I insert moar laz0rz!

You get a royal rainbow.

I insert a baby.

U get little supah-man.
I insert AFRICA

you get america

i insert http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12PWq22E9CQ

you get the real asasan who promptly kills you

I insert a bluberry pie

You get an empty pie tin…“BURP”!

I insert a komodo dragon

you get a real dragon that promptly kills you

I insert your dead body

You get Frankenstein monster.
I insert Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein book.

You get money
I put coke in the machine.