COKE MACHINE page 230

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You get a square lottery card. You scratch it off and… OH U GOT THE MILLION DOLLAR PRIZE
Then you realize its a gag card and you break the machine while crying in anger and sorrow.

I insert an explosive Pi Pie into the “wait for coins here” slot. But first, I respawn the machine Underlord here broke.

 
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You get something. You don’t know because the explosive Pi Pie exploded and killed you.

I insert coke into the machine.

 
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you get the machine

i insert myself

 
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You get murdered.

I insert scorpion1m’s corpse.

 
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The machine tells the corpse that self-inserting has already been done.
I insert steak.

 
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You get an animal.

I insert one dollar and 25 cents into the machine.

 
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Actually, you inserted an extra quarter and got a vagina on a skin patch (look it up, the phrase means something)

I point nyan cat’s butt at the “insert 1 dollar” slot and I insert a crapload of rainbow fart.

 
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You get nothing.

I insert very limited animation.

 
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Um, you get rainbow fart from my Nyan Cat gun. Other than that, nothing.

I insert my avatar, Deathwing.

 
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you get my avatar, Nerdio and I get to keep yous unconditionally and you have to keep that one

I insert my Mochigames account

 
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You get a mochicoin

I insert the whole universe

 
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You get singularity.

I insert the machine itself.

 
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Out comes a angry police guy.

I insert my wife

 
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You get your wife covered with sperm coke.

I insert this thread.

 
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You get your new crappy version of the post.

I insert Dikembe Mutombo’s 4 1/2 Weeks to Save The World

 
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You get Dikembe Mutombos autograph on a hat.

I insert december 21, 2012

 
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you get 5D glasses

I insert my virginity

 
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you get a play date

i insert time

 
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Out comes space

I insert a coin.

 
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You get a pepsi.
No. You don’t win. The thread is titled COKE machine.

I insert cocaine.

 
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you get snoop dog

i insert http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVkUvmDQ3HY

 
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you get divorced

I insert my magic

 
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you get a fairy

i inset my fart

 
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you get a dart gun

i insert a fruitcake

 
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you get a apple pie

i insert hope