COKE MACHINE page 231

you get a dart gun

i insert a fruitcake

you get a apple pie

i insert hope

you get evolution

I insert the dead body of my wife that I may have killed

you get a visit from the police
I insert one dollar

You get coke.

I insert coke.

You insert coke.

I insert one euro.

you get 50p as the pound is doing crap

i insert a darts bored

They come out at high speed and beat you to death. I insert my hand.

Hello.

You get your foot.
I insert Old Spice deodorant.

You get the end of the world.

I insert a crowbar inside the cash slot, but it breaks down due to the excessive force I placed upon my hands of epicness and the crappy coke machine. Lucky for you guys, I built another one. So I go again (thank you freedom)

I insert the same crowbar I used to destroy the previous machine, although with less force. Although, with my great epic gear, I promptly push it down the neck of the machine and wait.

You get a broken machine. Luckily for you, you have enough spare parts to rebuild the machine. Again.

I insert the same crowbar that was used to break the machine twice, using even less force than the previous attempts, and wait for the resulting product.

Originally posted by FlyingCat:

You get a broken machine. Luckily for you, you have enough spare parts to rebuild the machine. Again.

I insert the same crowbar that was used to break the machine twice, using even less force than the previous attempts, and wait for the resulting product.

You got a piece of plans to destroy the machine.

I insert a dragon’s tears

you get a suicidal dragon

I insert a walking stick

You get a limp stick.

I insert a detailed plastic replica of the coke machine.

you get a melted piece of plastic that sticks to your hand and burns. Alot.
I insert a quart of milk

You got a quart of chocolate.

I insert a lollipop

you get a candy cane

i insert hope

you get Hitler Vs. Darth Vader

I insert Batman Vs. Sherlock Homels

You receive a Magnifying glass with a bat burned onto the glass.
I insert a rare Beta copy of Sburb

you get a extra life

i insert randomness

You get Dr. Who vs. Doc Brown

I insert my arm to try and steal the chips

A random bear chews your arm off.
I insert a quarter.

You get a copper.

I insert a sword

you get impaled

I insert 999999999999999 dollars and a pair of invisible pants