COKE MACHINE page 232

You get half of a penny.
I insert a dish.

you get a spoon

you get pee seeds

I insert an invisible Santa suit

you get snow

i insert http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAHlG7Ep9TM
scorpion1m: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWhS9M1p3oc
scorpion1m: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOKKVvo1IUE

Well, I insert the computer i’m using.

You get the computer I’m using.

I insert the RUHGURBLURGLEBLAH (Ruh-Gur-Blur-Gle-Blah)

you get supercallafragilisticexpealadosious

I insert my head

You get Cow excrement.

I insert the rest of efar.

you get the essence of annoyance
I insert my hand to try and steal some candy

You get Candy.

I insert the number 69

you get a singing vampire puppet

I insert a chicken (still alive)

You get a singing vampire chicken.

i inset 8

you get 8888888888888888888888 nothings

I insert a rubber chicken factory

The rubber chicken company goes out of business.
I insert my sprained wrist.

you get a pat on the back

I insert a wizard

You get a lich (ghost of a wizard)
I insert a dinosaur riding a caveman.

you get segA fo raW (War of Ages backward)

I insert the Simpsons

You got a jar of blood.

I insert Vampire fang

You get Holy Water

I insert a reticulated python

You get a coke can that contains poison.

I enter death.

You get his black robe

I insert $0.75

You get half a coke can.

I insert myself.

you get a clone

I insert bacon