COKE MACHINE page 234

You get a paradox (it really isnt that bad, unless you dont like the fact that you are your own grandfather now)
I insert a penny

you get half a coke can

i insert jelly

you get peanut butter.

I insert Pepto Bismol

You get feces.

I insert video games.

You get a bunch of scrap metal
I insert my head

Before inserting your head, the Coke Machine dispenses a piece of paper that tells you doing so would be a bad idea. Following common sense, you do not put your head in, and you keep your life.

I insert efar’s tiny brain (I’m not expecting much…).

You get efar. (lolwut)

I insert another coke machine.

As before, you get a paradox. The paradox king is now angry at your continuation of ignoring common logic and so he screws you up really bad. (which isnt too bad unless you like dying and then being reborn and dying again and then being reborn again and then…)
I insert love

You get heartbroken.

I insert a Pepsi Machine

You get a ticket from Heaven. The crime? Creating a freak of nature; A coke-pepsi machine!
I insert a magikarp

You get a pissed off Gyrados

I insert a dead body

You get a zombie
I insert videogames518

You get nothing.

I insert a puppy

You get blood and bones
I insert blood and bones

You get a dead body

I insert a nuclear bomb

you get Stargate SG-1 episode 56 where Dr. Daniel Jackson get radiation burns and dies

I insert the Stargate

You get Colonel (did I spell it right?) Jack O Neil’s boss yelling at you.

I insert a skunk.

you become very smelly

i insert a sandwitch

You get a long burp.

I insert a golf ball.

Originally posted by videogames518:

You get Colonel (did I spell it right?) Jack O Neil’s boss yelling at you.

I insert a skunk.

the guy’s name is General Hammond

you get 4

I insert a balloon

You hear the delightful “pop” that balloons can make and recieve rubber
I insert a penny

you get an AbraHAM Lincoln shaped ham (life size)

I inset a ninja

You get a shuriken.

I insert a Slim Jim

you get a fat bob

i insert jam

You get toe jam
I insert Magnifico Indecardo!