COKE MACHINE page 235

you get a fat guy

I insert a computer

You get a motherboard.

I insert my left windows key.

You get your right window’s key.

I insert two-thousand blizzards.

you get half a 100 tornado’s

i inset france

You got USA

I insert meat

You got PETA in your face.

I insert a bad username

You get a badly worded hate mail.
I insert a book.

you get a tree

i insert freedom

you get a slave

I insert your slave

You get a female dog.

I insert a letter signed by “oh no, you didn’t!”

you get a kick in the bum by the queen

i insert a pepsi machine

You got a washing machine.

I insert Cola

you get Coka

I insert a colin

you get a clod of dirt

I insert a tounge

You got a british rock band.

I insert the queen.

you get a king

i insert ghosts

you get the Scotland Yard

I insert a pi

You get pie.

I insert a far, far away land.

you get a cat

I insert your dead cat

You get a skeleton of a cat.

I insert a land not so far, far away.

you get Star Pours

I insert The Clone Wars Season 4

You get a new Indiana Jones movie! CONGRATS!

I insert Deadpool’s stolen chimichanga

you get a blind green lantern
i insert lee sin

you get a chinese murderer.

I insert DLC.

you recieve skyrim
i insert a king