COKE MACHINE page 238

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you get a rubber duck
i insert a lazer cannon death sentance

 
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You get a bag of Lays, a picture of a huge typo, some canned food, a blank sheet of paper, half a picture of a king with a crown which has an arrow on top leading to the head of someone else, and a penny with a note that says “ed”. (Lays-err can-none deth(rone) cent-tense!)

I insert thedude0.

 
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you get a pound coin
I insert ThatsANiceGuy

 
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You get blood and some innards, as he didn’t fitted inside the machine and the machine squished him.

I insert the blood and the innards

 
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you get a prize!
i insert a 10 pound note

 
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You get a 0.001 pound note…
I insert a sandwhich.

 
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you get a fgf
i insert crabs

 
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You get MOAR KRABS.
I insert the keybord im typing on right now.
post count:5938.

 
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you get a new keybord
i insert coca cola

 
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You get pepsi

I insert air in the Coke Machine

 
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you get an airfix model
i insert children of the grave

 
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You get Children Of The Atom!
I insert a petition for Capcom regarding a new Bionic Commando GAME!!!

 
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You get a petition for Comcap regarding a new Commando Bionic game. Yay?

I insert nothing because I didn’t “fitted” inside the machine and was squished, and will continue to do so until someone gets a wand and heals me. (But, my awesomeness inserts fairy dust so I can GET that wand!)

 
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Granted, you get a dead fairy, apparently crushed to death… Ouch!

I insert A WESTERN!

 
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you get Bruce Lee… in the nude

I insert you

 
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You get a “fail-at-life” sign.

I insert my brain… uh…

 
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you get a clone of you that also lacks a brain and a zombie

I insert a rug with a 888888888888888888888$ price tag

 
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You get a cat, breaking your rug.

I insert Dead Rising 3 DLC: OH YEAH FRANK AND CHUCK AND RICK CASE!

 
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The coke machine gives you back the price tag. It keeps the rug.

I insert the price tag

 
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You get a NINJA!

I insert my ninja suit.

 
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you get the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, heroes in a half shell!

I insert my post

 
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You get the COKE MACHINE thread.

I insert efar in the machine

 
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You get ignorance.

I insert a strange purple mushroom.

 
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you get a tiny annoyingly cute animal
i insert a magic wand

 
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you get Nilrem

I insert my cute animal