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you get a tiny annoyingly cute animal
i insert a magic wand

you get Nilrem

I insert my cute animal

you get blood… mmmmmmm tasty

I insert the A very long conversation thread, which I killed

You get an angry mob!

I insert “awesome’s vendetta”

you get vendetta’s awesome
I insert an angry arrdvark

you get a chicken

I insert an egg with the combined genetic materials of a vampire bat, lion, and something labeled danger

You get a berserk penguin carrying a monk’s foot, ready to bash your nuts.
I inserta Linkin Park CD and a wooden stick.

you get a Linkin Park CD on a stick
I insert minecraft

you get mimecraft

I insert King Aurther

you get merlin
i insert Nilrem

you get Enlrim

I insert Excaliber

you get Doran’s blade
I insert Warmog’s Armour

You get a Tetrafiber Armor.
I insert my steam account.

you get bankrupt

I insert a pile of dirty laundry

You get your clone.

I (or should I say, my ghost, I’M DEAD) insert(s) my dead fairy I got from this machine in hopes of getting a wand.

you get two wands

i insert a coke bottle

You get eaten by a grue… it makes sense, think about it.

I insert a creepy final boss.

You get Ganondorf’s stamp collection.

I insert Zelda’s underwear.

You get a Giant Wallet.
I insert a street taco.

you get a roman road

i insert my face

you get a great view!
i insert the stig

you get a sting.
I insert prince harry drunk and dressed like a nazi… ’merica?

you get germany
i insert FG20’s dog

you get a cat called FG20
I insert Capcom’s 80’s hit videogames.

you get Marvel:Ultimate Alliance
I insert DCUO