COKE MACHINE page 247

You get nickelodeon slime.
I insert a can of pepsi.

You get a can of RC Cola.
I insert a piece of toast.

You get a loaf of bread.
I insert a cow.

You get a steak, which tastes like pork.
I insert a simon and garfunkle cd.

You get a loud scream at you.
I insert a Molotov.

You get a water bottle.
I insert a marshmellow

You get a Rarity (Bronies will get it… hopefully)

I insert Capcom’s 80’s videogames bundled as DLC for only 99999.99!

all the videogames’ villans start to destroy the world.
i insert a black hole.

You get a white mountain.

I insert YOU!

you get ME!
i insert kongregate

You get armor games.

I insert myself.

you get squashed
i insert a bananananananananananana

You get pineapple

I insert pineapple

you get a yellow sponge
i insert a starfish

You get an octopus.

I insert Russia.

You get AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I insert my sky blue cap.

You get pieces of sky blue fabric.
I insert my credit card.

you get money
i insert sparta

You get a bad meme.
I insert the mafia

You get a shotgun.

I insert shotgun.

you get to go first
i insert my bad meme in hope of getting a spear

You get a broken spear.

I insert plutonium.

you get platinum
I insert Wrexial, the Risen Deep

You get Anorexial, The superskinny creep.

I insert my daily dose of unhealthy black humor!

You get the Grim Reaper knocking at your door!
I insert a giant tulip.