COKE MACHINE page 303

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You get all three of them compressed into tiny little coins.
I insert a big red button that makes the world explode but is actually a dud.

 
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You get a little red button that ain’t a dud.
I insert a tank of gasoline.

 
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You get a military tank with no gasoline on your toe.
I insert a needle.

 
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You get some thread.

I insert a kitten.

 
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You get a bucket of urine.

Insert 2 fingers.

 
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You get one. (Ooo so spooky what happened to it…)
I insert the whole Kansas City Chiefs football team.

 
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You get a worn down football.
I insert a thread.

 
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You get the Moutain Dew Machine.
I insert a ripped peso.

 
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You get a halved centavo.
I insert the other half of the centavo.

 
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I MUST NOT FORGET TO POST ON THIS THREAD.
The Coke Machine accepts the money, saying, “Thank you! Here is a Coke.”
(I never knew it would accept foreign coins. Or even halves of coins.)
I insert the font “Jasper BRK”.

 
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You get “Courier New”.
I insert a mountain rock and a plant dew.

 
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You get Literal Mountain Dew.
I insert a donut.

 
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You get 10 cents
I insert a Perninal

 
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You get another perninal
I insert my left testicle

 
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You get your right testicle.

I insert the Coke Machine’s Coke Machine’s Coke Machine.

 
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You get division by zero. I insert a WTFBOOM.

 
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You get a laser on your butt.
I insert a katana.

 
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You get a ninja who says, “Emperor AndreiTan, thank you for summoning me…”
I insert a game inside of a game inside of a game inside of a game inside of a game inside of a game.

 
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You get a lame inception joke. I modify the coke machine so it becomes a mech suit, I get in it, and run off with it.

 
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It automatically reverts back into a Coke machine and crushes you.
I insert a soda can.

 
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The coke machine transforms into a cannon, and it begins shooting soda cans at you. Fortunately, it transforms right back when you run off. I insert all of the really big internet fandoms, such as bronies, whovians, and minecraftians.

 
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You get a bunch of conspiracy theorist.
I put in my prized crossbow with a note.

 
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You get an arrow in the knee.
I insert the same arrow.

 
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You get a bow.
I insert this face: ಠ_ಠ

 
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You get out a O_O face.
I insert a tiny vending machine.