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I’d probably get my ass kicked since my best 40-line sprint time is about 1:13, but I could probably see how this tournament goes anyways.

Didn’t know there was a league edition of NullpoMino.

 
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It pissed me off that I can get my 40 lines time down to 35 seconds on the SCHOOL laptops. That I barely ever use. Agh.

 
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a troll who can fly in the sky for about 1 hour

 
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Originally posted by STEVENTHEKILLER:

a troll who can fly in the sky for about 1 hour

Who r u?

 
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Originally posted by GottaAskTheMan:
Originally posted by STEVENTHEKILLER:

a troll who can fly in the sky for about 1 hour

Who r u?

A troll of whom I’ve already reported for trolling.

 
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On a side note, I defeated Corrupt-a-Wish.

I wish for baby penguin

My goal.
Granted, but it turns out that the baby had previously been adopted by a pair of ostriches. Their beaks are sharp, so you should run.

Ostriches keep me from my reward.
I wish for a Ostrich Killing Machine.

I attempt to destroy them.
Granted, but it somehow makes twice as many ostriches as it kills.

They reproduce rapidly.
I WISH FOR AN OSTRICH GENOCIDE MACHINE!

I attempt ostrich genocide with technological weaponry.
Granted, but what it actually does is send the ostriches back in time. Because of this, ostriches overpopulate and take over the world.

They take over the world.
I wish for a ostrich-killing disease to exterminate all ostriches.

I try my hand at ostrich genocide again, with biological weaponry.
granted, but a new species they left behind, an ostrich version 2 is born and spread around the world.

The bastards mutate.
I wish the Ostrich Version 2 to DIE.

I straight up use magic power to attempt ostrich genocide.
Granted, but ostrich version 3 appeared and sought revenge.

They mutate again.
I wish for the complete extinction of all ostriches, ostrich species, ostrich descendants, ostrich ancestors, ostrich relatives, and anything ostrich-related.

I use magical extinction power now.
Granted, but for some reason, “ostrich-related” included you.

I die.
I wish that all my ostrich-genes were purged

I attempt to revive myself.
Granted, but you also lose the warm-blood gene and freeze to death.

I freeze to death.
I wish to be alive.

I come back to life.
Granted. You wake up in a hellish landscape. You get punished for mass murder. Welcome to hell!

I am in hell, but I have my baby penguin. I WIN.

 
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Wouldn’t the baby penguin die as it’s too hot?

 
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Originally posted by RandomTurtle:

Wouldn’t the baby penguin die as it’s too hot?

NOOOOO, NOT A BABY PENGUIN! :(

casts freezing spell
There, that area of hell is now permanently frozen. :)

 
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Originally posted by hamuka:
Originally posted by RandomTurtle:

Wouldn’t the baby penguin die as it’s too hot?

NOOOOO, NOT A BABY PENGUIN! :(

casts freezing spell
There, that area of hell is now permanently frozen. :)

But… but… IT WILL MELT! cries even more

 
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Originally posted by GottaAskTheMan:
Originally posted by hamuka:
Originally posted by RandomTurtle:

Wouldn’t the baby penguin die as it’s too hot?

NOOOOO, NOT A BABY PENGUIN! :(

casts freezing spell
There, that area of hell is now permanently frozen. :)

But… but… IT WILL MELT! cries even more

Note that “permanently”. It’s also unmeltable.

 
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Are you sure hell hadn’t already frozen over?

 
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[If you play Touhou 11, it’s SNOWING in Hell]

 
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Wait, I thought fairies weren’t supposed to die! (shot)

 
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Originally posted by RandomTurtle:

Wouldn’t the baby penguin die as it’s too hot?

……………………….
brb for a while…………..

 
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BRB mean be right back

so

Be right back for a while………….

WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN

 
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WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN

Allow me to explain.

Are you familiar with object-oriented programming?

Ah, I see, I see. Since you aren’t, allow me to elaborate.
In object-oriented programming, there is a concept known as ‘encapsulation.’

It basically means you take away the details, and consider something only by its inherent semantic quality.

Therefore, “brb” is not “be right back,” but rather the essence of “going somewhere, with high potential for return”

Using my advanced concepts that I learned this year, I determined that I could do so with texting constructs.

THEREFORE IT MEANS: I will be going for a while and return at some point.

Duh. Like omg sometimes ttyl.

 
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When I learned Object-Oriented-Programming, I learned encapsulation like this.

You have a machine, all you need to know is where to put the input, where to get the output, and how to make it begin to run. These things are free and public for people who use the machine, like a button and a dispenser. If you aren’t the machine itself, you don’t need to know the inner workings of the machine, like the circuitry and pulley system. These are private and protected.

Lol, I don’t know if this is an exact repeat of what you said, but you after you started saying stuff about essence I got lost.


Edit: I’m sorry, but all of us besides you use the variation that “brb” stands for “be right back” and means “I’m going away for a while, but I will be back soon.”

So, when you said brb for a while, to us you said “I’m going away for a while, but I will be back soon, in a while.” Which is a little redundant.

 
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I’m just being naughty, Zzip, you should ignore people like me x:

 
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sthop hit

 
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For continuity’s sake, allow me to continue the story of how I obtained my baby penguin.

Previously…

I started a wish for a baby penguin, but was faced with ostriches as my enemy. Continuous attempts at destroying the ostrich race eventually were successful — however, I died.
I revived myself, but I am in a location separate from my baby penguins.

So let’s continue this fantastic story of TheAznSensation and his baby penguin.

I wish for something that says “I wish all baby penguins were in hell with we”
Except “we” is “me”
Solve the riddle.

I, forced to wish in riddle, cleverly constructed a seemingly foolproof method to get my baby penguins.

You get a rock that says that, and then it falls down upon you, thus crushing you and killing you.

I get killed. Again.
I wish to be alive again, and rock-proof, with all the baby penguins in one room.

I revive myself. Again. But this time I get my baby penguins.
Granted, but your room was engulfed in flames.

You bastards just keep trying to set my baby penguins on fire.
He even goes further to double corrupt my wish by..
I wish someone would grant the wish above.

leading to…
Granted but the room is engulfed in flames and all the baby penguins roast to death and they go extinct.

………………..
I wish for a time machine that allows me to go back in time with an army of firemen.

Taxpayer-funded services to the rescue!
Granted, but anything in the time machine becomes literal. Therefore, the firemen become people on fire, and burn to death.

I’m glad death by burning is so popular here.
They made a wish attempting to corrupt my time machine…
I wish Azn’s time machine worked properly.

But I subverted it:
MWAHAHAH I HAVE CONTROL OVER MY OWN WISH, THANK YOU, YOU!
The time machine works properly. But instead of being colorful, it is a dull gray black.
I WISH THAT I HAD REAL FIREMEN IN THE TIME PERIOD THAT I AM NOW IN.

And called more civil service people to my aid.
Granted but it’s only a time machine but not a travel machine so it is in a prehistoric mud pit.

And I end up who knows where.
I wish to spawn a NEW INDESTRUCTABLE OSTRICH SPECIES to kill all non-ostrich and capture all baby penguins.

Then ostriches — my dreaded enemy — return. Stronger.
Granted, but non-ostrich also means humanity, meaning the only life on Earth is now the INDESTRUCTABLE OSTRICH SPECIES.

Humanity dies as a result of this.

I await eagerly for an opportunity to avenge myself.
I do it with randomturtle’s wish:
I wish for an inpenetrable sky castle.

You get the physically impenetrable sky castle, however there is no food inside, and it can not be penetrated even from the inside. You’re stuck HAHAHAHAHAHHAH. Furthermore, the castle has a time machine that is specifically set to a time period where the baby penguins were caught in a blazing room. The baby penguins are saved from the fire and are returned to your castle! The penguins are aware you have attempted to burn them to death! They all attack you and start pecking your skin away AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA BABY PENGUINS ARE BACK AND ENEMY IS PECKED.
I wish for a teleportation device.

So I just have to get in.
My enemy attempts to counter me:
Granted but you don’t get to chose where you go.
I wish to teleport the indestrucable ostriches into the castle.

I can’t go where I want.
The ostriches enter the castle with my poor baby penguins!
Luckily, a little research on teleportation laws led to me to discover:
They are teleported into the castle. Unfortunately, by the law of conservation of teleportation, if something is teleported in, something must be teleported out. So all the ostriches go in and are stuck because they can’t break free, and the penguins are brought out into the teleportation stream.
Now according to the law of teleportational interference, if a teleportational stream is occurring and something is being teleported out, they will join that stream! So the penguins join my forced teleportation stream and we are together!!!!! RAHHHH I WINNN I WINNNN

And I move the wishing attacks out of the conversation.
I wish that your avatar stops spinning!!!!


I wish for the inpenitrable sky castle to fall down on The AznSensations house.

HIS LAST ATTACK.
It fell on my house. Thankfully, I was taking my BABY PENGUIN on a walk. Furthermore, the insurance covers impenetrable sky castle damaging my house, so I have a brand new house.

And with that, I am victorious.

I aim to soon make my baby penguin into the King of the World.

 
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You may not have the baby penguins.

 
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…Oh my god, TAS broke Corrupt-a-Wish? :O

And he has a baby penguin, too? :OO

Pictures please!

 
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@hamuka in MFGFT

I would make a terrible moderator…

 
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i agriii wid gatm

 
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I don’t think I’d have the patience for it.