That's not a _____!

R4L

That’s not a penguin! that’s a bird!
That’s not a bird! it’s an airplane!
That’s not an airplane! it’s a helicopter!
To play, you have to say the last item is not an item, it’s an item similar to it.
I.E at the top.
That’s not air! it’s blankness!

That’s not blankness! That’s white paint!

That’s not white paint! It is cream!

That’s not a penguin! that’s a bird!

That’s not a penguin! That’s a nuke!

That’s not a nuke! it’s a watermellon!

That’s not a watermelon! That’s a plant!

That’s not a plant! it’s a zombie!

That’s not a zombie! That’s an elf!

Thats not an elf! Its an ANCIENT!

That’s not an ancient! That’s a brick!

That’s not a brick! It’s a house!

That’s not a house! That’s a motherfucking mansion!

That’s not a motherfu**ing mansion! that is a FU**ING FLOATING ISLAND WITH 2 MANSIONS ON TOP!

That’s not a fucking floating island with 2 mansions on top! That’s a continent in space with 30 mansions on top!

That’s not a continent in space with 30 mansions on top!
that’s an asteroid

That’s not an asteroid! That’s a UFO!

thats not a UFO
that is just a goverment hoax

Thats not a UFO! It’s a Mothership!
EDIT: Fucking ninja.

Thats not a Government Hoax! That’s NORAD!

That’s not a government hoax! It’s a plane in space that somehow escaped the gravitational field of Earth!

Originally posted by undeadcupcake3:

Thats not a UFO! It’s a Mothership!
EDIT: Fucking ninja.

Thats not a Government Hoax! That’s NORAD!

That’s not a plane in space that somehow escaped the gravitational field of Earth! This is a knife! that is a plane.

That is not a plane! That is a snake!

[You seem to be ignoring the undead beat sat to the government hoax thing.]