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avatar for MeshMusican2 MeshMusican2 164 posts
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It not hair

Its a Hair brusher!

 
avatar for simeng simeng 2336 posts
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It’s not a hair brusher!

That’s Bertrand Russell’s Principia Mathematica!

[How the heck do we confuse these things in the first place? I mean, a hair brusher looks nothing like the actual hair in itself. It seems that our perceptions of objective reality are definitely subjective… to a seemingly implausible extent at that also]

 
avatar for MeshMusican2 MeshMusican2 164 posts
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That is not Bertrand Russell’s Principia Mathematica!

That is the Mathematic Haters Group!

 
avatar for Rann13 Rann13 698 posts
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That’s not the Mathematic Haters Group! It’s the Westboro Baptist Church!

 
avatar for GoSaturos11 GoSaturos11 1088 posts
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That’s not the Westboro Baptist Church! That’s the Eastboro Atheist Church!

 
avatar for ZombiestookmyTV ZombiestookmyTV 2599 posts
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Thats not the Eastboro Atheist church!

Those are terrorists!……………..WELL…………….For gods sake shoot em!

You hear an explosion in the distance.NOOO!THEY BLEW UP THE TACO BELL!

 
avatar for wiiwonder wiiwonder 3578 posts
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They’re not terrorists! They’re GRAMMAR NAZIS!

 
avatar for Maik50 Maik50 6160 posts
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They’re not grammar nazis. The group you see is just a single person which is zombie Hitler

 
avatar for wiiwonder wiiwonder 3578 posts
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That’s not zombie Hitler! It’s zombie… em… It’s just a zombie

 
avatar for cloakerx cloakerx 1148 posts
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That’s not just a zombie, it’s zombie king tut!!!

 
avatar for FlyingCat FlyingCat 287 posts
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That’s not Zombie King Tut! It’s just a shriveled up old guy.

 
avatar for ZombiestookmyTV ZombiestookmyTV 2599 posts
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Thats not a shriveled up old guy!

Thats my lunch for today!

 
avatar for afklol afklol 3669 posts
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That’s not your lunch for today!
That’s my dinner from yesterday!

 
avatar for ZombiestookmyTV ZombiestookmyTV 2599 posts
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Thats not your dinner from yesterday!

Thats my breakfast yogurt from last week!

 
avatar for cloakerx cloakerx 1148 posts
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That’s not your breakfast yogurt from last week, that’s bob’s chewed gum collection from a year ago!

 
avatar for afklol afklol 3669 posts
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That’s not bob’s chewed gum collection from a year ago!
That’s a piece of rubber band ripped to shreds.

 
avatar for wiiwonder wiiwonder 3578 posts
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That’s not a piece of rubber band ripped to shreds!
It’s wood chippings!

 
avatar for afklol afklol 3669 posts
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That’s not wood chippings.
It’s chocolate chips scattered all over the floor.

 
avatar for wiiwonder wiiwonder 3578 posts
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That’s not chocolate chips scattered all over the floor!
it’s Louis’ pills!

 
avatar for simeng simeng 2336 posts
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That’s not Louis’ pills

It’s vitamin supplements!

 
avatar for wiiwonder wiiwonder 3578 posts
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That’s not vitamin supplements!
That’s illegal drugs!

 
avatar for simeng simeng 2336 posts
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That’s not illegal drugs!

They’re legal drugs of which people disapprove!

 
avatar for wiiwonder wiiwonder 3578 posts
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That’s not legal drugs of which people disapprove!
It’s shrapnel from a bomb that landed in a chemist!

 
avatar for hangman95 hangman95 1131 posts
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thats not sharpnel from a bomb that landed in a chemist, thats the nail stuck in my thumb!

 
avatar for wiiwonder wiiwonder 3578 posts
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That’s not the nail stuck in your thumb!
It’s a thumbnail!