That's not a _____! page 2

[Shut up.]

Originally posted by undeadcupcake3:

Originally posted by undeadcupcake3:

Thats not a UFO! It’s a Mothership!
EDIT: Fucking ninja.

Thats not a Government Hoax! That’s NORAD!

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Thats not NORAD! Its THE RUSSIANS!!!!!!

That’s not a THE RUSSIANS! It’s a mine field of dog logs!

Thats not a minefield of dog logs! That’s Mexico!

That’s not Mexico! That is the Sahara Desert!

That is not Sahara Desert! That is Baja California!

Thats not Baja California! That Is California!

Thats not California! Thats the United States of America!

That’s not the United States of America! That’s my money!

Thats not my money! Thats http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlidPLv2TTQ&feature=related

That’s not http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlidPLv2TTQ&feature=related! That was the video I showed you!

That’s not the video you showed me. That’s a link.

That’s not a link, it’s a man in a green suit yelling loudly while swinging a sword!

That’s not a man in a green suit yelling loudly while swinging a sword, it’s an alien swinging his laser sword!

That’s not an alien swinging his laser sword, that’s a deformed guy with a flashlight!

That’s not a deformed guy with a flash light, it’s a nude anime girl with fog covering her body!

That’s not a nude anime girl with fog covering her body, it’s a borderline good looking woman with grey clothing!

That’s not a borderline good looking woman with grey clothing, it’s a person that is going to be eliminated soon in my current game!

That’s not a person that is going to be eliminated soon in my current game, that’s just a smudge on my screen.

That not a smudge on my screen! It a pixel!

That’s not a pixel! It’s an ordinary Butterfly!

(For those of who don’t get it I’m referencing Tippy from Super Paper Mario)

That’s not an ordinary butterfly! That’s a bird!

That’s not a bird, it’s a dinosaur!