That's not a _____! page 43

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That’s not a nuke that is set to explode in 5 seconds! It’s a payload bomb about to explode in 0.1 seconds!

 
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That’s not a payload bomb about to explode in 0.1 seconds! It’s just the timer set to wake you up, which will go off in 0.01 seconds.

 
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That’s not the timer set to wake you up in 0.01 seconds! That’s a broken stopwatch at the time 0:00.0!

 
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That’s not a broken stopwatch at the time 0:00.0! That’s a digital watch that hasn’t been set yet.

 
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That’s not a digital watch that hasn’t been set yet!
It’s an invisibility watch!

 
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that’s not an invisibility watch, that’s an invisible (deth)kolk!

 
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That’s not a invisible (deth)kolk!That’s Harry Potter’s invisible cloak.

 
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That’s not Harry Potter’s invisible cloak. That’s Ron Weasley’s dress robes.

 
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That’s not Ron Weasley’s dress robes. it’s 50 shades of gay

 
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Thats not fifty shades of grey, its nifty shades of beige

 
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That’s not nifty shades of beige! That’s 118 50. (need a number nifty, call 118 50!)

 
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That’s not 118 50.

it’s 24 × 104

 
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That’s not 24 × 104! That’s 104 ÷ 24!

 
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That’s not 104 ÷ 24! that is 13.55

 
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That’s not 13.55! That’s a secret message disguised as a number.

 
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That’s not a secret message disguised as a number! That’s an excerpt from a phone book!

 
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That’s not an excerpt from a phone book! That’s someone’s credit card number!

 
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That’s not someone’s credit card number! It’s a generic number that tells you how much money you have!

 
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That’s not a generic number that tells you how much money you have! That’s your bank account!

 
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That’s not your bank account! That’s a bank!

 
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That’s not a bank! That’s a casino!

 
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that’s not a casino!it’s a money dragon!

 
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That’s not a money dragon!That’s money with the shape of a dragon printed on it!

 
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Originally posted by sebba:

That’s not a money dragon!That’s money with the shape of a dragon printed on it!

that’s not money in shapeof a dragon!it’s a…REAL BABY DRAGON!

 
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That’s not a real baby dragon! That’s a one-headed hydra!