SIX word story!

this is a simple one. i start with five words, then somebody else adds puts another 5 (dont quote or re-type, just type the new 5 in quotes [""]), and soon we have a full-blown story! lets get started, eh?
“the adventurer grabbed his sword..”
every 15-20 posts, I will recap whats happened.

And bow and arrow, to

find some animals to kill

and then sell it for

five dollars and spend it

for some new weapons. Now

he killed a goblin and

an army of green goblins

and got a reward. it’s

a super sword that does

Nothing. His name is Alexander.

(His = Adventurer)

He sold the super sword

to a camel-toed hipster with

a camel that was holding

a big bag of crap

that had something hidden inside.

That would make the adventure’s

goal end in three seconds.

but it extended into ninety

seconds and a monster emerged.

The monster proceeded to rape

my whole body. We now

are almost screwed but Xian

the serial killer of obama

Decided to kill me instead.