SIX word story! page 2

Suddenly, I jumped right onto

A portal that led to….

Equestria, a land full of

(well, brony power)

smelly trash, poo and socks.

which attacked our main hero

then duplicated x100 each milisecond.

However a masked man came

And attacked our hero with

a weapon that ended up

burning with a thousand suns’

and flinging hurls of feces

into helltank’s very surprised face

whereupon helltank inexplicably asploded and

it made amazingly colored sprinkles

But our hero saved the

sword, which was promptly used

To destroy all his enemies!

Then, the enimies rose up

To fight the Russians and

then, then, then, then, then

the Russians promptly surrendered gruntingly.

so here’s what happened: our adventure took off, killed stuff, sold stuff to buy something (next 12-15 posts are random crap) something about Russians surrendering (ending WWIII). now, are adventurer is back at his home with his shiny new sword! time for another adventure! _{hopefully not random nonsense, like the last one}
“the adventurer stopped at an strip club inn”
(this is going to be a 6 word adventure!)

One day, delighted parents realized that

P.S. change the title to suit the new addon that you just implemented

“our adventurer left to fight some”

{Can’t we have an adventure with a really young girl who can kill anyone…like in those horror movies that have hallways…}