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darn erm then a dino appears
Once apon a time, the end.
Once upon a time, a man…
You can’t even spell a six word story correct, LOL.
ate shit while his wife was
Masturbating to her husbands big dick……..
which happened to be purple genetically
which was very weird indeed and
she took him to the hospital…
And the hospital was very,very
dark, so she got a torch…
And it turned out to be…
a huge damn black dild…
Sorry, that’s inappropriate.
…
a large burnt stick used for…
solving problems like purple dicks and
killing foes with lightning and water
but a new type of monster
called a crappy foe reaper that
eats the color purple stormed in.
An unrelated box fell from the
random pants and the crappy foe-
who was very gay- ate the
super mega ultra cannon of doom
and exploded. His wife used the
super mega ultra cannon of death
to turn herself into the police
and then change her mind and
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